Favorite cheesy one-liner jokes?

Midget on an elevator asks the lady in front of him "Can I smell your pussy?"
"Certainly not!" she says.
"Then it must be your ass."

Did you hear about the new mexican soul food restaurant ??

Its Called Nacho Mamma

Doodoo occurs!!

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell in the glass grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

The there was the constipated mathematician. He worked it out with a pencil!

We were so poor growing up my parents cut a hole in my pants pockets so i would have something to play with for Christmas!!!!

She was so skinny she had to run around in the shower to get wet.....