Dumb shit that providers say

wah gah ugh wah
As she sucking on my dick lol

Yer the only only one I BB....

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Always fresh and ready....

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. Originally Posted by rooster

That’s because they just lay there like a sack

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. Originally Posted by rooster

I always took that, that they were quiet and didnt scream out loudly lol

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I always took that, that they were quiet and didnt scream out loudly lol Originally Posted by lilylivered

I thought it was stay in your car, no talking to each other as ya wait your turn

Strippers,many times over last40 years..I am putting myself thru med school,law school etc. One MP Girl actually became a nurse so theres that

I'm waiting for the providers to start a thread on Dumb Things Clients Say.

I'm waiting for the providers to start a thread on Dumb Things Clients Say. Originally Posted by brasil

are you busy, I can be there in a 1/2 hour.

raw or the report will be a "no"

one I pulled myself
the guy paid you to watch us fuck but can I still have my 20 buck drivers fee. Made for a very trip taking her home after.

you need more Sir ????

Ive never seen anyone cum as much as you did

{I usually leave chicks looking like a frosted cinnamon roll] < cum towel waving lol

1. Seconds after you walk through the door, they say, "Shall we get comfortable?"
Translation: Let's get this over with. I have things to do.


2. After about 20 seconds of DATY, they say, "Oh baby, you're hitting that spot. I'm coming so hard!"
Translation: Let's get this over with. I have things to do.


3. After you come, she grabs her phone and mumbles, "What are your plans the rest of the day?"
Translation: Let's get this over with. I have things to do.

You have much more stamina than my boyfriend!

You're too big for anal

Only did bareback once before so it's 50 extra.
I didn't have my period before I saw you.