What's The Odds That Lexus Lover Is On Welfare

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

How many assholes has your tongue been in today ShitStain?

How's your mom?

What are the chances ANYBODY is on welfare in this state {Texas] that has all their limbs

What are the chances ANYBODY is on welfare in this state {Texas] that has all their limbs Originally Posted by instfixer

bahaaa to answer that, let's channel Billy Blythe who once questioned what the meaning of the word "is" is .. and say the the word "All" really means "Most" and downgrade "Most" to "Some".

How's your mom? Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

is this your mom shitmypants worried about the rent

is this your mom shitmypants worried about the rent... Originally Posted by gary5912

And all these years ...

... he's thought "Section 8" was where she sold beer to the fans!

He's got that job this year at Super Bowl.

Must have hit a nerve little democrat you posted 10 times.

Must have hit a nerve little democrat you posted 10 times. Originally Posted by wordup666

And if I hadn't posted you would have said the same! You're easy!

Like I said.

There's a remote but real possibility that "LexusLover" is a veiled allusion to the star masseuse at a certain (now defunct) establishment in Odessa. There may have been a lower class vehicle in the parking lot occaionally, but more typically it was jammed with Jaguars and Hummers.

There's a remote but real possibility that "LexusLover" is a veiled allusion ... Originally Posted by roaringfork

I've passed through the Midland-Odessa area (airport primarily) on my way to remote areas of West Texas ... and didn't have time to explore any of the entertainment venues in the area .....

... based upon my past experiences in West Texas the local opportunities, particularly at the honky-tonks, make commercial establishments unnecessary....especially if one can do a decent two-step!

How's your mom? Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

She's dead, but thanks for asking cocksucker.

Geting back to the OP's original question... I don't care if LL is or isn't!!! The OP must have been bored when this thread was started, IMHO.

If LL can weasel welfare out of Texas, he is smarter than all of us combined.

The only medical procedure that Texas Republicans want to pay for is... lethal injection!

... welfare out of Texas, .... Originally Posted by instfixer

... given the economy in Texas if you've wanted to work you can!

As for the rest ... just ask SissyLips ...

... Given that the Exxon HQ campus is in the Houston area ...

... and the Boss is going to the SOS ... JOBS, JOBS, JOBS.

welfare checks coming soon. It's almost the first of the month. ;-)