WHO E'fn Did it?!?!

Well according to SOMEONE on here, it couldn't have been me because my fin got severed too many times. Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Ima thinkin' Hammerhead Shark would be a hell of a nickname. And even though very dated "Landshark" would be cool....

Giving this person attention for her antics only rewards her poor behavior. Just my 2¢. Originally Posted by Centaur

It could also give her a good laugh. That would be a good thing.

It could also give her a good laugh. That would be a good thing. Originally Posted by johnnytx39

"Yup!.... I am thankful that there is an endless supply of dumb fucks that really just want to get their dicks wet and I am pretty damn good and serving that purpose for them"!

WOW!
I have totally enjoyed reading this thread. LOL TY
At first my silly ass thought it was a fun little guessing game but then I read further on.
Reading the verbal Kung Fu I saw the plot thickening and I was like "OH SHIT!". ( I actually said it out loud ) I will be anticipating the shocking conclusion to this mystery when it comes out.
j

I KNEW I was missing something!

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Originally Posted by Toyz

I may or may not own a turkey baster.

Maury: In the case of 1 month old XXXX...... Beagle.......You are not the father!

Beagle: Oh yea, oh yea *performs river dance to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody*

I told you, Toyz! I told you! I know I had that guilty look the last time we spoke, but I told you! Who's looking like the fool now, FOOL!

Maury: In the case of 1 month old XXXX...... Beagle.......You are not the father!

Beagle: Oh yea, oh yea *performs river dance to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody*

I told you, Toyz! I told you! I know I had that guilty look the last time we spoke, but I told you! Who's looking like the fool now, FOOL! Originally Posted by Beagle

And the crowd sings along...

Scaramouch, Scaramouch WILL you do the Slamdango?

Thunderbolt and lightning very~very frightening be...

GALLILEO....Gallileo...GALLILEO...GALLILEO...GALLILEO FIGARO....

Or could it be....

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1162737

Hookers. Testing your vasectomy since...the dawn of vasectomies.

Thats why well paid sluts should enjoy the benefits of HC birthcontrol.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f52...from-davesirus

WOW!
I have totally enjoyed reading this thread. LOL TY
At first my silly ass thought it was a fun little guessing game but then I read further on.
Reading the verbal Kung Fu I saw the plot thickening and I was like "OH SHIT!". ( I actually said it out loud ) I will be anticipating the shocking conclusion to this mystery when it comes out.
j Originally Posted by Janine

Janine am glad you've enjoyed the word play...and this seems trivial but my belt is in Tae Kwon Do so "Kung Fu" is a slight...,,just a call out,,not a problem!

Hookers. Testing your vasectomy since...the dawn of vasectomies.

Thats why well paid sluts should enjoy the benefits of HC birthcontrol.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f52...from-davesirus Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

HAHA!

New screening question: About how many miles of cock run through the ol' flesh wallet monthly?

According to a recent study the world average penis length is 4.9" with 63360 inches per mile that is just over 12.900 penii ball park 250 thrusts per session (I can't find a statistical average for this! ) that's 52 guys a month or 2.58 guys in a "normal" 20 working day month.

Now a mile of cock doesn't seem that extreme.

That could definitely open further merchandising op's.

Some examples:

*Only 15K Cock Miles on dis Hoogar
*Ranking 4th in Forbes "Highest CM year end models most in demand" with a weekly CM average of 1/10th of a mile"
*NEW on the market with a CM ratio of less that 30 yards" this new welcome wagon edition is primed for play

You forgot Homer(long live the king...). He even has a track record with that sort of thing. Oh yeah, he's gone now.

How about Whispers in the the parking lot of Twin Peaks south after a fund-raiser? Is he supposed to be represented by the Man from the Mo-nastery or was that MM? Can't tell the players without a program I guess.

You forgot Homer(long live the king...). He even has a track record with that sort of thing. Oh yeah, he's gone now.

How about Whispers in the the parking lot of Twin Peaks south after a fund-raiser? Is he supposed to be represented by the Man from the Mo-nastery or was that MM? Can't tell the players with a program I guess. Originally Posted by junkweed

I absolutely miss Homie. He was my best friend in the hobby...we were out one night doing a tag team texting with the beautiful Tori...he & I at Ricks & she trying to get away to come party with us...good time memories...

It could also give her a good laugh. That would be a good thing. Originally Posted by johnnytx39

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