Have you ever had a condom break?

sounds like a sucker's bet
ANONONE's Avatar
I think Magnums are for guys with larger hoods and thicker shafts, not necessarily longer or larger (depending on your definition) cocks. I think it is a thickness and shape issue, not a length issue.

I am built like a fireplug myself, and need to either use the Magnums or be very careful of the dismount.

I don't know if it is related to this shape issue, but I also have the turtle issue. After climax it very quickly retracts back into itself--almost like i have not be circumcised, but I have been if that makes sense. Anyway, I usually ask a provider to do a Kegel squeeze right after i cum to hold it tight while reach in between and grab the bottom of the condom to stop it from rolling up as I pull out.
carkido45's Avatar
$20 carkido's thinking about my little dick right now. Any takers? Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
Too
FUNNY
If I was thinking about your vienna sausage it wouldn't be much of a thought
But seriously be careful out there your condom is your life preserver you wouldn't be cheap with that would you?
SofaKingFun's Avatar
Yeah, be careful with the condoms. Wouldn't want anyone to catch anything...or worse...like having a carkido or something
carkido45's Avatar
Yeah more carkidos running around exactly what this site needs
GneissGuy's Avatar
I had mine pierced at the base and use a Cotter key.

Seriously, someone does need to come up with a better way to make them stay on. Straps that tie behind the balls or something?
My 10 year old daughter is the result of a porn shoot. I have no freakin idea who the dad is. And since I'm NOT on birth control and am VERY Pro-Life and do NOT believe in abortion, its very important to me that condoms stay on and do their job!
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A couple of years asgo at good old Charlie's LB4U I had one of his sweet young hot latinas riding CG when the condom broke, I never seen anybody jump as fast as she did, her quick awareness and reaction was just amazing to me, she quickly replaced the cover and the fun continued to completion.

Most recently, and this was very strange, I was doing a standing K9 with this hot latina when the condom broke, this time it was me immediately reacting and pulling out, to my amusement she did not realize that it had happened, the strange part was that she replaced the cover, we reassumed the position and 5-6 strokes later the new condom broke again. Again I immediately pulled out, this time I reapplied from my own supply and continued to completion. Luckily in both ocassions everything turned out clear.
jacksparrow's Avatar
if you hobby long enough, sooner or later you will have a comdon break or come off.
if it happens you should take the necessary precautions, but I doubt it many do.
if we were so careful, we would not have so many unwanted pregnancies or STDs.
and that is the truth.
  • pyro
  • 01-18-2010, 08:27 PM
You may want to provide your own condom of choice. Relying on the client can get you anything from pharmacy brand to restroom vending machine brand. Remember, you ladies risk more than the clients, so handle your business. Play safe now...
I usually have a coffee break about 8:30 every morning. I try not to spill any.
Whenever you break anything, it is important not to spill anything.
Best to take care you never spill anything before, during or afterwards.
Some spills can leave stains and cause all kinds of unforeseen problems.
Take care not to spill anything when you drink coffee or wear condoms.
Take care.
Play safely.

LTGTR!

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topcat19542001's Avatar
sounds like a sucker's bet Originally Posted by island_beau

Good one!
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sofiaofhouston's Avatar
Have you left me already? After the blue water and all we have been through? All the locked threads? All the RMT's? Am I to be tossed into the cold snow?

Just ignore carKido, sweetness............he's just trying to stone the Fucking prophet.

Your "fantasy" will keep you warm at night.............cum to the Fucking prophet.

But, I here from certain quarters he is correct about SKF. Originally Posted by dearhunter
sofiaofhouston's Avatar
What is that?

I had mine pierced at the base and use a Cotter key.

Seriously, someone does need to come up with a better way to make them stay on. Straps that tie behind the balls or something? Originally Posted by GneissGuy
sofiaofhouston's Avatar
I have heard.....If a condom breaks after sex you should douche with a solution PH balanced to kill sperm....Vinegar and water...over and over if you must, but right away....maybe it's an old wives tale who really knows....