Guys, Would you ever consider becoming a male escort?

I will see you, just give me a back massage, make a nice apple martini and im sold. No extras required. Ahehehe.

PS Im one of those homely chicks........

Still no takers!!.... Anyone?....Anyone??.....Bueler ??? Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

Isn't that what the little blue pill is for? Originally Posted by rrabbit6926

I haven't ever taken the pill yet. I say yet because if it stops going up I'm going to take whatever's out there to keep it up lol

Nah, I don't think I could replace my income.

It's killing me....not one PM....maybe I should try marketing:

IT'S ME OR IT'S FREE!!!! That ALWAYS works!!! Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

I just don't think this advertising will work for you.

Not a chance. I'm way too shallow, and frankly, there are far too many women in this world who make me think to myself "i'd rather do a decent looking guy". And $300 in an envelope wouldn't change that.

Nope. I could not get up on a stage and wiggle my hiney. So I definitely can't see myself being on the other end of the hobby.

I'd rather go hungry...

Therefore, I have deep respect for you ladies who tolerate doing this. I shake my head when I read some John post that this is "easy" money.

Q: Fast money ?
A: Absofookinlutley.

Q: Easy money ?
A: ABSOFOOKINLUTELY NOT !

And, before some samrtazz chimes in that maybe I should try going hungry from desperation before I open my ignorant pie hole, yes, I know how hungry feels; I was dead broke during my 4 years in undergrad college, and I had to go days without food, and then only have enough money for some boiled pinto beans or some plain white rice.

Good Q though, OP. It is interesting to read people's responses.

I'm betting to some extent woman would want to see visual proof of the guy achieving orgasm right.

And let's say things get hot an heavy an she has paid for an hour.......but he cums in ten minutes and can't get it up in a reasonable amount of time during the appointment.........does she have to pay for the whole session lol.

Actualy spent time with a lady in Vegas once and her brother was a male escort and she said he did extreamly well and most all his clients were usualy very nice looking, most all had money to spend. She said he has social dates and social + dates.....

I might be able to get away with it if I used fake pics on BP and offered specials!

All I know is if I had to depend on that for a living I would probably be homeless. Don't think there is much demand for short fat guys in their 40's with the less than adequate equipment. But hey maybe that could be my ad.....maybe I would be surprised....but then again maybe not!

I will see you, just give me a back massage, make a nice apple martini and im sold. No extras required. Ahehehe.

PS Im one of those homely chicks........ Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

My first customer!! One apple martini coming right up!! Massage? Yes ma'am!! Since you are my first customer, I will see you for free!! Tell all your friends....But that will be $250 for the martini....how do you like them apples!?!?!

P.S. I've seen your showcase...you can't fool me...I've already screened you and check your references/reviews....If you are one of the homely chicks, bring'em on!!

Luckily, I'm just always naturally "ready" for my date, but I imagine it could be difficult for a guy that isn't into the lady.

I would think it is a harder profession for a guy. Women can open up and use lube if necessary. Us guys got to get it up before we get it in. Now ladies don't think I am disrepecting you in anyway as I know you work very hard in your profession but physically it has to be tougher for the guy. I know I couldn't do it. Originally Posted by burkalini

Would I do it? Sure, why not? But just like the gals, I set my own rules.

Rule 1: I'm not gay, so no guys. I don't suck dick!

Rule 2: No BBWs

Rule 3: I only see women under the age of 35

Rule 4: No laughing at my equipment

Rule 5: Don't expect Fabio; think more of the Al Bundy (Married with Children) look.

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Love it CP! I'd call YOU!

Whats wrong with a nice BBW? You know what they say, "More cushin' for the pushin'!"

Not a chance in hell I could be a male escort.

On your second part.. Did it ever cross your mind that the men you saw didn't have to hobby but just wanted to? Maybe some had to, who knows. I have no issues getting laid but it is fun to mix it up a bit, more so personality/attitude wise than anything.