Hobby short stories in ren words(or less)

Thought about buying pussy. Bought an iPad instead.

Sit here much longer I'll look stupid. Oops! Already do!

What do you mean "where am I?" Answer the door!

Crosstown traffic really sucks. Yep. So far better than you!

Sixty minute mistress can you save us from ourselves?

Delightfully sweet air conditioned pussy. Nectar on a hot afternoon.

ATM, doorbell, shower, suck, fuck, cum, bye.

Originally Posted by modus

Hahaha!! I <3 you Modus!! I'll have to tell you what Kitty did recently. You'll get a kick out of it!

Reese is top of the line in illusion of passion.

I was waiting for somebody to do that. I think he said short stories, not short advertisements for your ATF. You could have said:

Reese blew my...mind. Outstanding Illusion of Passion.

That's almost a story. Ad .First shot was air cheese.

That works, too!

Sweet Baby Olsteen, Dallas.....

Bad session. Negative review. White knights. Changing handle.

Let me rephrase for you:

I came, she came, I'm happy.

If my cock reflected my intellect I'd be 9 inches.

Fucktard posts a thread with a typo in the title.

I came.
I knocked.
She came.
I came.
I left.

~Ren, Stempy's buddy.

A call
I answer
She smiles
We embrace
We part

Hello......hello.......hello

I screw, I nut, I bolt

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right ...
Woody Allen

Failure to have an original thought. Could have bet on Darth!

Bad times if Yoko finds you out among the commoners.

No psychobabble observations? Shake and turn over the eight ball.