Valerie, the wifey...

Mr Willy's Avatar
Since nobody is asking Valerie, why are you not working until 2013? Great pics by the way. But you look a lot better in person.
boardman's Avatar
Are we doing this WWE style



Ninja style



Or Jedi style



Cuz I just need to know which way you want your ass kicked.
TheDon's Avatar
Out of respect to Valerie, I challenge you to a Queensberry Rules Match! We will settle this like Men (Feline)

boardman's Avatar
With the right promotion we could make this the biggest gate of all time.

We need hooktards to be the ring girls. wakeup and carkido could be a prelim.
carkido45's Avatar
With the right promotion we could make this the biggest gate of all time.

We need hooktards to be the ring girls. wakeup and carkido could be a prelim. Originally Posted by boardman
I'll win I've been trained by ROK Rangers in Hapkido
TheDon's Avatar
We shall have Wakeup be the special guest referee, and have Valerie do commentary along side John McClain and Bum Phillips.
boardman's Avatar
I'll win I've been trained by ROK Rangers in Hapkido Originally Posted by carkido45
Perfect, Carkido kicks wakeup's ass, I take a dive and we both get to fuck Valerie. It's a win - win.
Fair enough. But I got my fill of your wife last night in the "American Werewolf In London." But I'll be more than happy to double my pleasure with Rick Astley right now, just for good measure. So the joke is on you, playboy Originally Posted by Don91
Lmao!


Yes, Dear Valerie, we are fighting over you. Originally Posted by boardman
I must say I am loving all the attention, this is how you must feel every day

Since nobody is asking Valerie, why are you not working until 2013? Great pics by the way. But you look a lot better in person. Originally Posted by Mr Willy
Thanks lover ....I may work again in 2012, but wouldn't be until December or so if I did...Why am I not working until then?...You guys haven't guessed by now?!

** And as much as I do love you guys fighting over me, it really isn't necessary as the more cocks the happier I am
boardman's Avatar

I must say I am loving all the attention, this is how you must feel every day

Originally Posted by Valerie
Yeah, actually it is...Awesome Huh?

My bro wakeup cares about his little wifey so when he calls we rally the troops. Don't get used to it tho. Today is "Show Valerie the love" day but tomorrow it's all about me again.
Good Grief, if I pimped out Sarah like this, I would be crucified, burned at the stake, and then drawn and quartered in every Forum on this site.

Then I would have to suffer that most degrading humiliation of all. Being called a WK
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Yeah, actually it is...Awesome Huh?

My bro wakeup cares about his little wifey so when he calls we rally the troops. Don't get used to it tho. Today is "Show Valerie the love" day but tomorrow it's like every other day and all about me again. Originally Posted by boardman
Fix'er upper....... You're welcome....


Good Grief, if I pimped out Sarah like this, I would be crucified, burned at the stake, and then drawn and quartered in every Forum on this site. Originally Posted by Jackie S
Its all in the delivery my man...... he got right up to the line..... then the queen kitty pic from BM Helped it spiral down on (or off, depending on your perspective) the right path.....



I was about to lock this bitch tho....... until the Don v BM Cat-rassle-mania talks came in....... If II2 isn't the Don King of this bitch and NaN the eye-candy ring (girl) then it is just a travashamockery....... ijs


JaD
Wakeup's Avatar
Two differences Jackie...I fuck other women...and my wife isn't a provider now...

Glad the wifey is feeling better. Well done all.
I have to go and re-read all of this shit, I must have missed something.
TheDon's Avatar
Lmao!


** And as much as I do love you guys fighting over me, it really isn't necessary as the more cocks the happier I am Originally Posted by Valerie
I believe it's the bloody British accent that makes the scenes. There's just something to them, ya know? But I was also very entertained by the "Dirrty Cleaner" and I was extremely aroused by that stud stripper in the "Measuring pouch."

Wait, I think I mixed up the two scenes...

Ahh, but if the boardman decides to take a dive, the "Ned Stark" inside of me would simply not condone of such actions. I will not take part in any such event that will besmirch the good name of a "Queensberry Rules Match." No way.

However, if you would like to settle our differences in the squared circle, I'll welcome you to join me in a "One hour grappling exhibition." A classic old school Lou Thesz and Karl Gotch type battle. And no prize or spoils for the winner, we battle simply for the glory, prestige, and satisfaction of being the top feline.The yarn is in your court, brother.






Valerie .....you're fine and all......but please........the cat pictures are a bit creepy.......