A little bird just reminded me of a time in Las Vegas at a pool cabana. So no ones ever driven down the road and got a hummer? Are you guys kidding me? Originally Posted by Still LookingOh, if that counts then yeah. Driving under the influence of a BBBJ can be quite interesting. I always end up going about 20 mph below the speed limit and pissing off the stiffs behind me! LOL!!
Alright I have a story, not as good as SL's but what the hell? I have two brothers about 10 years younger than me and I took them to Astroworld one summer and, being a cheapskate, I only got one hotel room, two beds. They were early teens, I think. We all went to bed and I was getting horny with my SO and we started "stealthing", as we used to call it. Trying to be quiet, no moans which caused the occasional giggle. My brothers kept asking, "What's making that noise?" (dick in wet vagina) "Sounds like jamming a spoon in and out of a jar of mayo!" This didn't help with trying to hold in the laughter! LOL!! Lost it a couple of times. One of them kind of figured it out but was in shock and couldn't wrap his brain around what was happening. I denied everything the next day.