That’s funny. Thank you for that TW.
All good answers, and I’m going to add: ‘pimp hiding in the shower.’
Regards,
LnH
My friend said that he wiped his shit-stained pecker on the drapery after hittin it rawdog on her bunghole...I have no reason to doubt him, but ladies...ladies...ladies.... preparation is KEY Originally Posted by TryWeaklyI honestly don't understand why you'll take anything this poster takes seriously. Thread after thread of just nonsense, never any functional Intel firsthand on ladies. Treats this site as their personal blog or boredom help. I am not one to fuck someone in the ass. I understand the tightness angle, but in my head asshole is meant for shitting. I honestly don't understand why folks in that type of play don't expect or anticipate some sour smells from time to time. Comes with the territory. My personal issue is when women say they are dfk then actually tell me in person they don't really like to kiss and this isn't ymmv. Don't advertise stiff you don't want to do. Also, I don't like the word ymmv. I can fake anything with anyone for an hour. Just do your job, which is pretty much what the rest of us have to do in real life
Ok A. You won the thread!What no one liked the wet doggy diarrhea driving me nuts (and big Mikey) up into my ATF’s beautiful hoochee mama?
Although I was going to write about the time my ATF’s golden retriever puppy had diarrhea right in front of the portable floor heater that happened to be on the highest setting.
We were using the space heater to keep us warm as we were completely nekid and I was busy with her beautiful body in standing missionary. She was 25 at the time; she’s short with small B cups and a smile that lights up the room as well as the boom boom. Skin so soft, taut, and a beautiful pussy that is super tight but moves in perfect rhythm with my thrusts, but I digress.
Well the canine defecation, in liquid form, was just at the right angle just behind me as I was balls deep in my beautiful ATF making just about the best sex I’d ever had especially a day or so after the February, 2021 ice storm. It was still cold so we had the space heater on the highest heat and fan setting.
Yep, the shit hit the fan. And that shit just drove me nuts! Originally Posted by Michael8219
Rooollllzzzz eyes Here you go again telling providers what to do your mileage may vary is with kissing if you got jacked up breath, or whatever we don’t have to kiss you. Sounds like a you problem.Please come get her Unique Carpenter. You asked me something specific in a PM. I've done that but low and behold this woman will not stop commenting and coming for me so what you asked me in the pm was a lie by her continued behavior towards me. I'm too busy boo trying to make money so I can fuck. You ain't fucking me and I definitely ain't fucking you so go away.
TW you're hilarious you make me laugh 24/7 keep it coming
Back on topic: over staying your welcome if you are not asked to.! Thinking you’re entitled to!!! Originally Posted by Cendell M
Pit, that was totally inappropriate to name a provider that another provider mentioned in a session. Of course, you think that the rules only apply to others and not yourself. Basically, from all the comments that I have read from you, I have come to the conclusion that you are nothing but a drama queen. Originally Posted by NordicJagI say this as respectfully as possible, I'm not a female needing money from you. I provide Intel, and in all honesty I don't really care what you think of me. I would be stupid to. I provide Intel. Period. And I provide Intel that benefits men first and I make no bones about that. I've never thought about you Sir until you said this. God bless Sir. Again I despise pillow talk