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I doubt we will get many guys open enough to discuss this but let's try. I always loved strap ons. How about you? Originally Posted by sue_nami

If you don't I'm sure you or Claire can whip up/fabricate some new handle to help run the ad right?

what? what exactly are u saying? I do not even talk to claire nor does she anything to do with me or my business or this thread. austin powers is real guy who has dared to post his experiences with me. I totally call you out on this BS lie and Austin powers will too. this is patently untrue lies.

If you don't I'm sure you or Claire can whip up/fabricate some new handle to help run the ad right?
Originally Posted by Whispers

Not to muddy up your Ad I'll respond in a new threAD. I know how the "drama" annoys you.

This thread reminds me of a old hooker named Hurricane Sue. Years ago... there was this old hooker that had a very unique marketing strategy. She called herself Hurricane Sue. A buddy of mine went to meet her...

He get's the location her in call and approaches the door. He quietly knocks. The door swings open and there stands this old big titted hooker wearing nothing but a grass shirt. He noticed the in call had a very tropical theme to it with pictures of palm trees, lots of plants, wave music and even sand on the floor. He says hi I'm Fun2ComeOver. She immediately grabs him... throws him on the floor and starts beating the living shit out of him with her big ass tits. Finally she stopped and he asks "Hey what the hell was that?" She says I'm tropical Sue and those are the tropical coconuts falling off the trees. Suddenly she jumps up and squats right over his face and pees. She finishes and once again he asks "Hey what the hell was that?" She explains I'm tropical Sue and those were the mild tropical rains. Just about that time she helps him up and she leads him to the bed. She pushes him down and jumps into 69 position. She starts sucking his dick and all at once lets loose of a big ass fart. He pushes her off and jumps up and starts getting dressed. She asks whats the matter honey? He look up at her and says.... I can't fuck in this kind of weather and I don't think I can handle 68 more of those! I don't know what ever happened to Old Tropical Sue. I heard she retired to Austin Texas and opened an underground male dildo shop!

and that's why I prefer typhoons (pronounce: ThaiFunS)

LMAO

If you don't I'm sure you or Claire can whip up/fabricate some new handle to help run the ad right? Originally Posted by Whispers

Not a fabrication.

Not a fabrication. Originally Posted by Austin Powers

Kenny Powers

This thread reminds me of a old hooker named Hurricane Sue. Years ago... there was this old hooker that had a very unique marketing strategy. She called herself Hurricane Sue. A buddy of mine went to meet her...

He get's the location her in call and approaches the door. He quietly knocks. The door swings open and there stands this old big titted hooker wearing nothing but a grass shirt. He noticed the in call had a very tropical theme to it with pictures of palm trees, lots of plants, wave music and even sand on the floor. He says hi I'm Fun2ComeOver. She immediately grabs him... throws him on the floor and starts beating the living shit out of him with her big ass tits. Finally she stopped and he asks "Hey what the hell was that?" She says I'm tropical Sue and those are the tropical coconuts falling off the trees. Suddenly she jumps up and squats right over his face and pees. She finishes and once again he asks "Hey what the hell was that?" She explains I'm tropical Sue and those were the mild tropical rains. Just about that time she helps him up and she leads him to the bed. She pushes him down and jumps into 69 position. She starts sucking his dick and all at once lets loose of a big ass fart. He pushes her off and jumps up and starts getting dressed. She asks whats the matter honey? He look up at her and says.... I can't fuck in this kind of weather and I don't think I can handle 68 more of those! I don't know what ever happened to Old Tropical Sue. I heard she retired to Austin Texas and opened an underground male dildo shop! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Well I'm going to chime in on this one too. Whispers and Still Looking, you are a couple of wankers. Sue is a great girl and doesn't need your particular style of disrespect. I've met her socially as well as when 'working' and she's a ton of fun. She started this thread because it's a question and a subject well worth exploring and all that I've heard from you two are personal attacks against her and Austin Powers. If you aren't adult enough to let interested parties discuss this then why don't you piss off to one of your strip club threads?

Back to the subject.

First off, it is in no way gay to enjoy strapon action. Having a guy stick his dick in your ass is gay. Having a woman do it with a strapon is just kinky. I disagree that it is something that older guys won't consider. As one of those who passed his half century a few years ago, I find myself getting more and more interested in the kinkier side of sex.

A few years ago I let a woman peg me. It wasn't something that I had even considered before, but I let her because it was a major box to tick on her bucket list. To be honest it was painful and not particularly pleasant and I know now it was because she really didn't know what she was doing. About a year later I went to see a professional and agreed to try again with her. She knew exactly what she was doing and it was bloody brilliant. I mean just one of the best sexual (maybe even the best) experiences of my life. In case you are wondering, this is the lady http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=91218. I saw her again recently and what we did this time I'm not even sure I can tell you about, but it was incredible. It was also a first time thing for both of us.

The point I think I'm trying to make is that life is too short to be conservative. If it interests you then who gives a damn what anyone else thinks? Sue is exactly the right kind of person, with all the right skills, to see about this as she totally gets that guys are basically kinky sods. She also gets a kick out of doing it and that is exactly who you need to break your anal cherry.

If the very idea of exploring your sexuality turns you off then don't do it. At the same time I ask that you reserve judgment if you know nothing about it.

Sorry man if you wanted a dick shaped object inserted in your ass, then pumped hard, you are most definitely gay. Too bad it was plastic or you could have enjoyed the load being blasted in your ass too justapoof

Sorry man if you wanted a dick shaped object inserted in your ass, then pumped hard, you are most definitely gay. Too bad it was plastic or you could have enjoyed the load being blasted in your ass too justapoof Originally Posted by rockerrick

And you are the sort of narrow minded bigot that just doesn't understand anything outside of your own little world. You've never tried it so you can't possibly understand, so resort to name calling. I guess you never really left the school playground Rick.

If leaving the schoolyard requires taking it up the ass like a fag, I'm content where I am

tisk tisk. Such hatred and fear of ass play. You know that a knowledgeable man might conclude that's really your greatest desire. or you wouldn't feel the need to post so much about it. just sayin.