What Questions in your Inbox Turn you OFF?

On point.
Big turn off in this day and age and sounds tacky.
I know I personally don't give a fawk if I'm your first or twentieth black chick/gal/woman etc.





This one right here always leaves me dead on the spot:


"How much is your rate if I am a good looking ,fit and well endowed guy?"

GTFOHWTBS!!



Cool thread ED Originally Posted by Mssppislm

HAHAHAHAHA I've gotten that one too......

"Hey I'm young, good looking and well endowed, can I get a discount?"

I always tell them....

If you're young, good looking, and well endowed...why the hell are you even contacting a pro.....you can just go to a bar and get some strange for the night.....Right? Something tells me you're not as young, good looking, or well endowed as you think..."..

...and I never hear back from them...go figure.....LMAO!!!!

The fact that you know how to use "you're" in a sentence really turns me on though hehe. Originally Posted by Paven

You ought to see how I handle the to, too, twos. If that does not get you wet enough ... I can work magic with the there, theirs ...

..nerd..it was cause you were to young!!!! Originally Posted by allofamber

Well one things fo sho, glad i grew up......no school ever showed me important things like Amber did

..nerd..it was cause you were to young!!!!



well I'm actually scared of you...every lady you have seen you have stretched out....LOL...and yes mojo knows the language of sub...hehehe




JESUS I've heard that one too!!! Was he a med student?

The message went something like this...

"Hey i plan i see you on a regular basis so can i get a discount?"



NO!!!!

SMDH....once you've seen me on a regular basis and you've paid your dues is when you can ask something of me, but not before....good lord.... Originally Posted by allofamber

Thats exactly what I had to explain to him.

This is a booking request from my Adultwork from a while back.....Doesn't ofend me but I'm sure it probably would offend some, either way just thought I'd share

Staff Edit: Private communications are not allowed to be posted. CZ.

Val I believe that's considered "private communnications"

... I threw up a little...

... I threw up a little... Originally Posted by Glynette

So......

I can, count you out of any of that....

So Valerie

Did the guy score???? If so, I can do better

This is a booking request from my Adultwork from a while back.....Doesn't ofend me but I'm sure it probably would offend some, either way just thought I'd share Originally Posted by Valerie

... I threw up a little... Originally Posted by Glynette

Ha. I don't judge but I would be needing a therapist after this session.