So here's the hypothetical situation..

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Is there a point to this thread? Originally Posted by TheJudge69
I think that Dez Bryant is his son and he wants his money?? Fuck, I don't know what the fuck he is talking about with this hypothetical shit. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain
What is the purpose of this thread? You think about shit like this? Originally Posted by Lucas McCain
His whore mommy didn't tell him who his trick father was.
You must be a real fucking moron in real life. Who do you know who even talks like this? Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus
it's part joke and part reflective of how distant and odd a conversation between two people in this predicament would be

..the dialogue.

It was 3am and I just typed the shit out to sort of give the slow folk a jist as to what hobbyist/provider - hooker/John's conversation would be like if the woman decides to have nothing to do with a "trick" daddy
Notice how I preface the whole thing with "shit is dumb as hell"

Yes it is all dumb. But having a rubber pop and you drain your semen into a provider is a REAL type of situation.
His whore mommy didn't tell him who his trick father was. Originally Posted by oilfieldscum
By logic with this thread I'm then a successful athlete and we all know that that just cannot be true and acceptable that I'm living an enviable life and you guys are still fucktards.

No way do you accept that.
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Wreckshop is either the best troll on the planet, or the biggest idiot on the planet. Time for a poll?
Wreckshop is either the best troll on the planet, or the biggest idiot on the planet. Time for a poll? Originally Posted by Wakeup
Over/Under on the last time Wakeup has had sexual intercourse with a woman


June 14th, 2011
If you knock a hooker up, take care of them. Parents who take care of their kids get taken care of when they're older, and you don't have to be sleazy to make them do it. I'm sure someone has struggled with this problem before.
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:facepalm:

Can't even set an over/under correctly...

P.S.-You can always get the answer to that by contacting my wife...surely you know she was here last week...
If you knock a hooker up, take care of them. Parents who take care of their kids get taken care of when they're older, and you don't have to be sleazy to make them do it. I'm sure someone has struggled with this problem before. Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus
What if the hooker doesn't want to acknowledge that her baby daddy is a john and simply de-activates her account?
Then you must be really fucked up because no one wants to raise a kid by themselves.
I remember back in the day this provider who was well known in the national forum, when speaking of the hypothetical situation, and I quote:

"eeew, a client baby.."

Not that that represents the whole. But women all the time don't want a daddy in the child's life.

As far as raising a kid alone, she doesn't have to. That's what a generous set of grand parents or aunts/uncles are for. Perhaps your many years in the hobby and living in independence and hiding from people you call kin has clouded your sense of reasoning as far as mother's options.

Personally, I've already been given the green light from some empty nesting family members of free and unlimited child care if I were to knock a woman up.

Not everyone has this option but some do. A lot more than you'd think.
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Wreckshop is either the best troll on the planet, or the biggest idiot on the planet. Time for a poll? Originally Posted by Wakeup
Be sure to include "Most idiotic troll on the planet" in the poll choices.
Be sure to include "Most idiotic troll on the planet" in the poll choices. Originally Posted by chicagoboy
but wait Chicagoboy..

this thread has actually steered into a realistic discussion worthy angle..

put a pause on the clowning of me. Not just yet.

Wait for my next response or thread start.
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Personally, I've already been given the green light from some empty nesting family members of free and unlimited child care if I were to knock a woman up. Originally Posted by wreckshop
On second thought...we can skip the poll...
On second thought...we can skip the poll... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Your wife is an escort

I have family members who would provide free child care for my child




What's normal?
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Comical...