Some things that I want to say.

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THIS!

Some of his points may be well taken but his delivery just screams "ARROGANT". Originally Posted by Halfbad

+2. Kind of don't believe the OP, but even if true, sounds like the same type of self important douche that started the old ST69 thread.

OP, why would you mark out the eyes on your avatar? Not hard to find the original picture ya know.

+2. Kind of don't believe the OP, but even if true, sounds like the same type of self important douche that started the old ST69 thread. Originally Posted by Barrymccockinner

Hmmm...the timing certainly makes sense, when you compare his join date to when that whole kerfuffle was going on.

+2. Kind of don't believe the OP, but even if true, sounds like the same type of self important douche that started the old ST69 thread. Originally Posted by Barrymccockinner

Yes, while reading all of the original post I kept getting visual images of gold bars and burning stacks of cash.

A canoli suit. Holy Shit!!! I bet you have one of them fancy Rolodex watches, too. A guy who says such things might be an arrogant prick. And I might call him that if I wouldn't get an infraction. So, nevermind, I guess.

Before I start, this is not about anyone in particular, but there have been many many infringements on my own personal idea of good hooker/john etiquette lately.

If you gain weight, update your pictures and info.

If you've had a kid recently, let someone know. If I wanted to fight a pile of sheets I would hit up the 800 TC section of BB&B.

If your spray tan might come off on my Canali suit, do not press against me. (And spraying on a tan doesn't change your race or ancestry, don't be a DWB).

If you are wearing a lot of perfume to an appointment don't be mad if I ask you to shower. I can't walk around smelling like a Kardashian's queef because you wanted to empty half a bottle of Light Blue.

If you are planning to do some weird shit (strange sexual fantasies and what not) let someone know, we aren't all in to that sort of thing.

If you have a messed up past or really nasty story keep it to yourself. We all have enough on our minds without group sourcing nightmare fuel.

If you have management, let us/ me know.

If you can't keep appointment times, and/or you do not know how many minutes are in an hour, maybe you shouldn't be in this profession.

Be yourself in presentation, trying hard to act like you are from a better walk of life makes you look pretentious and stupid at the same time.

Get off your phone, stay off your phone. We do not appreciate your lack of attention.

If I see you in public, we do not know each other. It isn't a personal thing, it is a confidentiality thing. I would not approach YOU at lunch with a client (or by yourself for that matter) and give you a hug and kiss, so do not do it to me.

If you want/need more money, do not beat around the bush. I don't want to hear about how your rent is due, how your car broke down, how your dog is sick, or how your annuity is doing bad. Be direct and we might be able to work something out, or I might be feeling generous. I don't lend money, so don't ask me to 'borrow' it.

Lastly, mind your things. Handbags and the contents of said bags. I will not 'bring' you an item you left, I would not ask you to deliver things to me, don't ask me to deliver to you. Originally Posted by Tickle

Love your thoughts and sadly I can see all this being true. Especially love "Be yourself in presentation, trying hard to act like you are from a better walk of life makes you look pretentious and stupid at the same time."

But maybe it is time to find your own ladies. Someone definitely isn't aware of the type of lady they are sending you.

So tempted to add to this list.....

I'm guilty of that one! Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby

Haha! Yeah, I would welcome this!