One Big Giant "Who Has The Best" Thread!! OH, WHAT FUN!!!!

Best at picking low hanging fruit? (i.e. teabagging)

SweetAterPie, that is the funniest sig line I have seen in a while!!

[quote]!@#$%^&*+ CuM&gEtYa$uM TRUE BFE +-*&^%$#@! SPECIALS 24/7 THE ULTIMATE DILF OR DULF HIGH VOLUME & LOW MORALS[/quote]

LOL@ DILF!!

[quote=Dannie;428542]My "inny" is about 6 inches deep, so again, I win that one. I'm pretty sure you could f*ck my belly button. It's the fourth hole! Hmmmm what is the acronym for that one?


BBBBFNQBS

HAHAHA! Dannie, you kill me.

Don't forget best music to F**k by

Fastest draw

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Do as you wish with this thread. Rant, hijack, do what you will! It's a free for all!



I just ordered a sandwich from room service and it was $25! It was the worst piece of shit sandwich I have ever not eaten! But the beds here are super plush and pillowy so I will let it slide. Meh! You win some you lose some. Originally Posted by Dannie

Best veiled ad.

If you knew the intense morning I had ahead of me when I posted this....let's just say I have no need to post threADS.

Veiled rant.......... maybe.

What can I say, the sandwich was terrible.

Dannie, you forgot...

Best squirter
best screamer
best perspirer
best biter
best scratcher
best toybox
best colletion of porn/erotica
best lube
best condom collection
best at putting the damn condom on
best tan lines
best carpet
best unusual birthmark
best tattoo
best slurping sounds
best choking sounds
best p---y fart sounds
best at recieving spankings
best facial
best at being able to take a pounding for an hour straight
(I'm desperately searching for this provider!)
best with assorted fruits and vegatables
best clean sheets
best porn star imitation
best beer & chips
best lingerie collection
best fake orgasms
best real orgasms
best at inspiring lethal explosive ejaculations
best eye contact
best at staying awake
best at laughing at my stupid jokes
best at swallowing with a smile
and, last but not least...
best at pissing off "the DAnnie"!

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=74484 Here is one of many that could be merged in this thread.

Best Shadow Puppets.

How about "which guy is the biggest player"? You know the guy who "helps" the new gals get started and "manages" their rise to escort stardom? Or at least he convinces them of that to get more "sack time"... Then the gals figure out he is full of shit and has been blowing smoke up their skirt. Yeah, that guy...

By the way Dannie, just post on ECCIE that you are hungry in the future. You will have enough food at your door to feed a third world country...

I need to go to get a sammich now.

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OMG who just want's to fck and suck ? I'm sure I will get nailed on this one. Originally Posted by cubsoxbull

Is all that blue-vested 'greeting' getting in the way of your 'nailing' time?

You can't get in trouble! It's my thread and I give it back to you, the community, to air your grievances! Let's start with RAFFLES and/or GIRLS WITH PIMPS!!