I don't think you can afford my rates, The_Leotard.Carl,
But in case you can, I'd be happy to ram my engorged cock down your throat over and over, until the cartilaginous rings of your windpipe rubbing against my shaft make me shoot my load all down your gullet. But only for a price, you sexxxxxy thang.
But don't worry. I'm not a clock watcher. If you actually are able to meet my $$$ donation, I promise you I'll at LEAST cum twice for you. So, as soon as I get it up again (thank goodness for Viagra), it would be an honor to ream your fuzzy asshole open, even if I have to start stretching it out with an inflatable buttplug dipped in Ben-Gay (no gay/ass-sex pun intended, only mentioning it for its lubricational as well as pain-relieving properties), repeatedly inflating it and deflating it until you've been properly prepared to be willingly commercially man-raped by my Fucklaska Pipeline.
Honestly, my potential P4P lover, I'm getting a little excited at the thought of wedging the crown of my cock's head past your bunghole and then ramming it home, over and over again, pulverizing and crushing your juicy little prostate against your pubic bone with each jackhammer thrust, turning it into a bloody, mushy pulp. Why, you might be pissing blood for the rest of your life!
Oh, my nipples are getting harder than rocks just visualizing the veins on my blue steel assjammer rubbing your tissues raw, your red coppery slick blood lubricating my every pump, my wiry bristly balls passionately slapping against your taint until your little strip of man-flesh is bruised worse than some stupid inbred trailer-park trash skank that hasn't learned to cook or listen to her Neanderthal knuckle-dragger of a man (I'm sorry if that in any way brings up memories of your youth and watching your parents' relationship).
The only question at that point, really is if you want me to blow my load inside your swollen, bloody, torn rectum or do you want me to finish by going ass-to-mouth? Would you want a Dirty Sanchez? Or do you want to lick the rancid, filthy flecks of your own blood and feces off my cock until I cum in your mouth and let you swish my loathsome jizz in your mouth like fine wine before you swallow it like the nectar of the gods?
And yes, as you can guess by my prose, I am willing to do all this to you bareback. I mean, if you are willing to pay my hefty fee, which is larger than the combined GDP of 52 of the 53 countries on the African continent (54 if you have diplomatically recognized the southern portion of Sudan, South Sudan, which was recently granted sovereign status by Sudan and is in the process of receiving full recognition by the United Nations), then you deserve my ultimate PSE package. People can demonize me all they want for my willingness to risk my life, and yours. They can say, what kind of price can you place on your life? And I can say, it's in the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars. I mean, if it means I can afford to buy my own F-15s and ballistic missiles, taking a little risk is worth it. Especially when I know I'm already disease-free and I'm trusting you to be the same. You don't even have to bring any paperwork. Really, the odds are so vanishingly small and the reward so great, we'd be fools not to take the plunge.
I mean, if one can't trust a fine upstanding Christian man like yourself, who can one trust? Ted Haggard? That bisexual self-loathing hypocritical self-righteous sanctimonious cocksucking meth-head hateful bastard? Why, I'll bet he's not even in your league, Precious!
Ta-ta for now!Originally Posted by Carl
Even though we appreciate your Ad and your list of services are quite impressive I have received several RTM's to the matter that your Ad has broken almost every Provider Posting rule!!! Explicit activities and rates are not to be mentioned in any Ad.
This should serve as a warning and since you spared all of us from showing explicit PICs of your activities we shall forgive you.
Are you available later for a quick BNG??
