OPINION'S: On the ad

Sure thing CL.....it is at this point where your supposed to do your job in screening potential clients and weeding out the rest.....the guys do the same based on review history and other criteria....and in comparison, the provider above your bashing, has multiple eccie reviews while you have a few "other" reviews....can't speak for anyone else but I know who I'm going with based on history.....and nothing to do with ads placed....

Originally Posted by Russ38

isn't that the chick that was looking for a new roommate because her grown son was fucking up her biz?

you got lingerie? Originally Posted by canihitit

You name, I may have it...... lingerie, rope, handcuffs

isn't that the chick that was looking for a new roommate because her grown son was fucking up her biz? Originally Posted by canihitit

Yes sir it is....

I also assume that the provider in question as been on Eccie a lot longer then I have. Originally Posted by Cyndi Lyn

Keep assuming.....she joined 5 days before you.....

You name, I may have it...... lingerie, rope, handcuffs Originally Posted by Cyndi Lyn

I like a chick that works after hours. Check your inbox and reply.

1. If there is LE lurking around, she's busted. We have to watch what we say. "Bring Cash, Get Laid". REALLY? We all know why we are on this site, we don't need to S-P-E-L-L it out for those lurking around waiting to bust any of us. Originally Posted by Cyndi Lyn

Oh no, no. The cash isn't for sex. I never said that. It's for my time. Everyone knows that.

My P411 profile plainly states that the activities on my list are those *for which no money is exchanged.
So, clearly my bases are covered. /sarcasm

If LE shows up, you're busted regardless. That's why I always screen well.

2. Bring so simple and not saying much ends up being the providers emailing back and forth all day long to the hobbyist asking all sorts of questions and not having the time to have fun and explore the human body of the opposite sex.

I don't find this to be the case.

I only respond to ads that feature fried chicken and taint.

i should have said fried chicken instead of tacos.

Ads should be simple. A wall of text = nobody will read it.

Make it easy for me to figure you out. Picture + rates + location + link to review(s) is all most guys will want or need. A showcase helps a ton. If I have to scour the internet to figure out what you look like, then I have already lost interest.

1. Picture = Generates interest and lets the guy know if he is even interested in reading further
2. Rates = Don't make me go to your website to find out you want $2,000 hour and prefer overnights
3. Location = Houston is big and difficult to get around during the day due to traffic
4. Reviews = If the above 3 items work for me, I want to know what I am getting into

Ad 1: Too long, trying too hard, colors generally annoy me because young dumb girls tend to use them, or older WAY OVER NEEDY women use them (not ALL, but in general)

Ad 2: Too short, no information


An ad should look like you did more than copy and paste from notepad, but shouldnt be overly long. Take the time to format, spell check, and all around make it look decent (punctuation, line breaks, not over decorative, etc). Price and any services that differentiate you from the crowd (we dont need to know you do a cbj and mpfs, but greek, bbbj, etc worth noting). If you want to introduce yourself with the "type" or provider, and how you are this that and the other, keep it to one sentence, and not a long one. If you tell me you are a "sensual gfe that enjoys her job and never watches the clock" I dont need you to spell out in detail what each of those means.

Get a website, put the long list of services, the long ass writings / bios there. If someone wants to know that much, they will read them on your site, for the most part, here they are just noise.

Add a couple of pictures to your ad. Im going to go straight to your showcase anyways, but give me an idea of what we are working with upfront in the ad, so that if you physically dont meet what I am attracted to, I dont waste any time.

DONT use all caps titles for ads (here, bp, or anywhere else) and DONT use 50 different symbols / alternating caps in the title: ~~~!!!!!@@@@ CaLl Me!! I aM sOoOoO WoNdErFulL!!!!111!!! 8========D~~~
That shit is annoying, doesnt get anyones [good] attention, and shows a lack of maturity / desperation.

Take the time to put together a decent fucking website, and I recommend NOT using myescortsite.com or any of the others. It annoys me and bores me to see 90% of providers sites look the same, and most of those are broken and look like shit. Those sites look like myspace for hookers. Dont add stupid fucking animations, bouncing hearts, falling snowflakes, etc. YOU may think all that shit looks cute, but it DOESNT. Get a real fucking website. Have an about me where you can add a bio to your hearts content, have a gallery, and have 10-20 pics....we LIKE to see what we are paying for. If we are on your site, we are doing research, and save everyone the waste of time having the same 2 pics as here. Have a menu / rates page. Have a contact page, that lists your number / email, and has DIRECT links to reviews on multiple sites (or link to the eccie page that shows all your reviews so that its always current). If you are going to individually link reviews, keep that shit up to date. Im NOT seeing a girl whos last linked review is in 2013. Keep it elegant / professional looking. You are offering a service to men that have money, you arent selling tacos on harwin out of a cabanna.

Pictures: HAVE DECENT PICTURES. If EVERY picture you have is taken with a camera phone, especially in your bathroom mirror, it says to me you dont take your job serious. Likewise, if ALL of your pics are highend photo shoot pics, I can pretty well bet that you arent going to look like your pics when I show up, unless you keep a makeup artist on staff, and airbrush your body before appts. Pics are supposed to be representative of what we will see when we get there. And for christs sake, take the time to look decent in your pics. We dont want to see you in your laundry day sweats, hair up, no makeup on. Put yourself together, and have a friend take some good pictures, its not hard, and only takes a few hours. Find a decent setting for the pictures (if I see one more picture of a girl in k9 on a bed with a taupe bedspread and a tranquil "painting" over the bed (aka hotel room) im going to puke). You can take a solid color sheet and attach it to a wall and drape it out across the floor a few feet, and have a nice studio like background.


Ill stop my rant, because I could go on for pages. Ive always wondered why there wasnt someone out there providing provider marketing services to help write ads, design websites, take photos, etc. Unfortunately, I suppose thats because either girls think thats what a pimp will do for them, or the fact they are too lazy to put together something decent on their own means they wouldnt pay someone to do it for them anyhow. (But id gladly start such a business, because reading provider ads gives me a fucking headache.)

Where's the link to these two adds?Just like to see for myself what these girls look like. Especially the onewho only stays at 4star hotels. Originally Posted by Sonya

Copy pasta google search and bam.

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?p=1055418660

http://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1087789

Ads should be simple. A wall of text = nobody will read it.

Make it easy for me to figure you out. Picture + rates + location + link to review(s) is all most guys will want or need. A showcase helps a ton. If I have to scour the internet to figure out what you look like, then I have already lost interest.

1. Picture = Generates interest and lets the guy know if he is even interested in reading further
2. Rates = Don't make me go to your website to find out you want $2,000 hour and prefer overnights
3. Location = Houston is big and difficult to get around during the day due to traffic
4. Reviews = If the above 3 items work for me, I want to know what I am getting into Originally Posted by slickzero

Very helpful and you were actually sweet about it.

Post on the ass pic thread. 4 ladies got my attention!

Very helpful and you were actually sweet about it. Originally Posted by Cyndi Lyn

I wouldve been sweet with my similar, albeit longer post, however, in general, most of this seems like common sense to me.

That said, its funny, a lot of times, the way an ad is put together goes further than the substance of the ad to me. If a super hot provider puts up an ad like i complained about, chances are it doesnt matter if she has 10 gorgeous pics, bbbj facefucking w cim and greek with no upcharge, and is a flat $50 for 2 hours, she isnt getting a call from me! lol (ok, well maybe at $50/hr.)

I dont understand why so many providers half ass the ads. Its almost like you can read in the ad "ugh I'm SO tired of advertising, this is more work than I expected" which usually translates to a BAD session!

I dont understand why so many providers half ass the ads. Its almost like you can read in the ad "ugh I'm SO tired of advertising, this is more work than I expected" which usually translates to a BAD session! Originally Posted by TX_JD

I agree. We should take more time and pride in what we post in our ads. But it seems that some gentlemen don't even read them. Am I not right? I have a great personality and have been told numerous amount of times how great my services are and I don't treat anyone like a "John". Yes, I may not have that model type body build, but I am human.

I guess I wasn't the only one who noticed the brilliance of Lauren's ad last night....simple, yet to the point.....
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1089844