WTF...have guys become girls?

And fuck all these stage 5 clingers, can't be bothered with them... Sometimes I wish I had a tattoo on my back that said "Fuck me harder", simply because I get tired of repeating myself...

Back in the day I can recall women getting all clingy with a man after the first experience, yet now the times are a changing.

Maybe, I am just not like women are because after I fk, I want only a sandwich and a damn nap, yet I keep running into guys who want to cuddle! Really? Texting my ass 30 times a day, the "where are you" messages if I don't respond in an hour, stopping by my house when we don't have plans, etc. Talking about guys who are SUPPOSED to be sugar daddies, and NOT boyfriends.

When did this shit change? Seriously...I need a man about 3 hours a week, and that's IT! I am not running a fkin bed and breakfast here! Don't bring your toothbrush, a change of clothes, or a damn Ipod, because we won't be listening to YOUR music!

Any other ladies notice how the tables have indeed turned, or am I just a guy? I don't need a love poem or a valentine. Just come fk me, daty, and buy me a fking subway on the way out, and we will get along just fine, but if you start eating MY Captain Crunch, it's gonna be an issue! Get your own fkin cereal! Originally Posted by London Rayne

Jesus, 3 hours a week? Why all that extra 2hrs and 30 minutes.

It’s like cigarettes with nicotine. It's something they are putting in the implants!

It’s like cigarettes with nicotine. It's something they are putting in the implants! Originally Posted by Still Looking

I love the smell of new vinyl SL

I love the smell of new vinyl SL Originally Posted by bojulay

New car smell is like new titty smell? Is that what your saying? LOL

New car smell is like new titty smell? Is that what your saying? LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

And they both make that squeaky noise.

And they both make that squeaky noise. Originally Posted by bojulay

But you need to rub it just right!

Ahhh! It's refreshing to see your (ahem) softer side shine through.

When and how did you become so hard-boiled?

That is really more of a masculine trait and not so attractive on a lady.

. . . Are you a lady?

Back in the day I can recall women getting all clingy with a man after the first experience, yet now the times are a changing.

Maybe, I am just not like women are because after I fk, I want only a sandwich and a damn nap, yet I keep running into guys who want to cuddle! Really? Texting my ass 30 times a day, the "where are you" messages if I don't respond in an hour, stopping by my house when we don't have plans, etc. Talking about guys who are SUPPOSED to be sugar daddies, and NOT boyfriends.

When did this shit change? Seriously...I need a man about 3 hours a week, and that's IT! I am not running a fkin bed and breakfast here! Don't bring your toothbrush, a change of clothes, or a damn Ipod, because we won't be listening to YOUR music!

Any other ladies notice how the tables have indeed turned, or am I just a guy? I don't need a love poem or a valentine. Just come fk me, daty, and buy me a fking subway on the way out, and we will get along just fine, but if you start eating MY Captain Crunch, it's gonna be an issue! Get your own fkin cereal! Originally Posted by London Rayne

London? Paven? I would love to make you both a sandwich.......TO GO!!!

Ahhh! It's refreshing to see your (ahem) softer side shine through.

When and how did you become so hard-boiled?

That is really more of a masculine trait and not so attractive on a lady.

. . . Are you a lady?

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

That explains why everyone thincks you’re a chick F (U) G! Correction.... PUSSY! I don't need to be a WK for London if she wants, she'll hand you your ass and you can wear it as a hat. You’re just never going to stop, are you? Not getting enough attention in the drive through window are we? Give it a rest F (U) G!

London? Paven? I would love to make you both a sandwich.......TO GO!!! Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

Two funny feisty blondes? Actually London is a bit feistier than I am lol but I'll bring the sweet and funny .

Hey London maybe you should make yourself an outfit out of some Bounce dryer sheets to keep the clingy (clinging) men away!

You need to base yourself in San Francisco then...I've never seen so many needle dicks and nub knobs in one city!! Originally Posted by Valerie

Actually, I don't want a man at all in my personal life, and that's the point. If it were not for the hobby, I would never get laid, and quite frankly...could not handle another d*ck in my life right now.

Fast Gunn, I don't know if I would label myself a "lady" but yea, I am a chick. A chick who is not attracted to codependent Manginas...sue me. I did not sign up for guys who fall in love, and thank goodness most of the boys get that...but, some certainly do not.

Well if you didn't spend so much time with these pocket book cassanovas, and bid your time with a real men you wouldn't see it that way. They would throughly bang you run off to a Sports Bar to watch a game and call you three days later to see if your snatch is healed for round two. Besides thats what you want anyway, so why fight it.

Jim Originally Posted by Mr MojoRisin

Because, I like foreplay.

Jesus, 3 hours a week? Why all that extra 2hrs and 30 minutes. Originally Posted by bojulay

Originally Posted by jbravo_123

Erm you know you don't fall into that category babe