Originally Posted by CG2014
So Sunday I was sitting at the bar chatting up this hottie and she didn't even know what the fucking Crusades were? Can you believe it? So I explained it all to her, beginning with the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand all the way up to the attacks on 9/11.Haha, classic.
She was so hot for me after that she had to excuse herself to the ladies room to masturbate. It took a long time because she never came out until I left. Originally Posted by CowboyDave