Just fucking fuck me already

I must have dated/been with every last one of them.
This has not been my experience. Most women hate the time consuming, dirtiness, and plain inconvenience of it. Most women consider it a chore.
It's not natural for me.
Sorry, but that's not me...
Again, that's not been my experience. If this were so, the one and done world would not exist. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

Oh Charles loosen up and have some fun! And bring Johnnie Depp back, please??
This is an AWESOME post!!! I agree with is all the way!!
Oh Charles loosen up and have some fun! And bring Johnnie Depp back, please?? Originally Posted by ClairJordan
I bet if he plugs Mr. Depp back in as his avatar his dates will automatically get better.
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Great post.

Best advice I've seen in awhile:

....you have met with the wrong people.... try someone new... Originally Posted by ninasastri
I bet if he plugs Mr. Depp back in as his avatar his dates will automatically get better. Originally Posted by SR Only
Dates???? What are those? I haven't hobbied since September, and by many ladies' rules, I'm a newbie now, and they wouldn't take my references.
Wanna have PJ give a reference? Word on the street is you two LFK.
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what a helpful insight to what most women are thinking. sad to say but im one of those guys. my problem is i dont know how to read between the lines,but this is good to know for further reference
I already have most of this written down on my hand for my next date!! And Naomi, don't you think I didn't make note of your comments (on my other hand)!! I don't talk dirty unless I'm really inspired....but don't let me stop you...I'll catch up!!
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I already have most of this written down on my hand for my next date!! And Naomi, don't you think I didn't make note of your comments (on my other hand)!! I don't talk dirty unless I'm really inspired....but don't let me stop you...I'll catch up!! Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
You're too much Ed. Don't make notes on your hand.
Write it out on paper and stick it on your headboard until we meet...ha!
Wanna have PJ give a reference? Word on the street is you two LFK. Originally Posted by SR Only
Most ladies require 2 or 3. I'm not sure PJ would count for one since no donation was exchanged.
You're too much Ed. Don't make notes on your hand.
Write it out on paper and stick it on your headboard until we meet...ha! Originally Posted by Naomi4u
Not too much....just enough!! Any chance I can just stick the notes on your chest....that's where I'll be looking the whole time anyway.....
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Not too much....just enough!! Any chance I can just stick the notes on your chest....that's where I'll be looking the whole time anyway..... Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
Sure. That's if it'll stick.
Sure. That's if it'll stick. Originally Posted by Naomi4u
How can we make it sticky....hmmmm....let me think....???
Wanna have PJ give a reference? Word on the street is you two LFK. Originally Posted by SR Only
:vomi t3:
Most ladies require 2 or 3. I'm not sure PJ would count for one since no donation was exchanged. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
Well the donation is for companionship only. Anything else is between consenting adults. Unless a torn open envelope is found.