Haha I have several dicks to choose from but they all strap on OUTSIDE the foliage. Definitely no hiding them, and they only appear if you want them to!
Re: hairy armpits, I have to admit that this decision to keep my armpit hair is mostly about me. I just like the way it looks on me! Kinda like I love my thick, dark eyebrows. I think it looks sexy! I kinda think shaved armpits look weird. Not that I'm not attracted to women who have shaved armpits as I can take it or leave it. But I'm only genuinely/specifically excited about armpits when they are hairy, freshly washed, and deodorant-free or at least without aluminum-based deodorant. But then again, I kinda have an armpit fetish!! When a guy loves to nuzzle and lick my armpits it makes me giggle but I like it and I can be happy to return the favor if the guy isn't wearing aluminum-based deodorant. It's yucky and dries out the tongue. Strong, stale armpit scent can be gross, but a bit of human pheromones is sexy and only boosts the sexual chemistry, in my opinion. It's very intimate to lick someone's natural pheremones right out of their armpit when they're freshly washed and have just begun to sweat because things are getting hot and heavy between the two of you. Just saying!! I only do it if the guy initiates because I don't want to make anyone feel awkward who isn't into it, plus I don't want a mouthful of the deodorants that most guys wear and guys that are into licking armpits tend to be more conscious of that.