mind blown??

Honey, wouldn't this post have been better suited in the powder room, so you could have gotten other LADIES answers and opinions on this situation and how they have handled it...just asking... Originally Posted by fawn

Maybe there is an untapped fetish market just for this subject?

DT B&G, Russian, HJ with COT, Full body massage, LFK and DFK, getting warmed up for next time.

Maybe there is an untapped fetish market just for this subject? Originally Posted by pyramider

I think it's called earning your red wings.

really?

I was almost speechless when I saw this post, but now that I think of it....if ya need some advice on hemorrhoids, yeast infections, lumps in your brains, ummm...I mean breasts, or any other female related problems, I'm sure the gents would luv to help ya out....LOL

written with tears of laughter....sorry babe, but this was too effin funny to pass up.

Seriously though, Fawn is spot on...the ladies forum is probably better for issues such as this. Originally Posted by M A X

I'm with M A X and Fawn on this as well. When I read this post, initially, it was so obvious the intent.

But since you asked such an innocent question with such sweet need for an answer, I'll follow up on what another lady said above.

Yes, a Depends cup works and works even better if you use a cosmetic sponge to cover the ridge and to catch overflow.

But why try to cover it? Just tell the man the truth. Some men just don't mind. Other's really do and then you can go to plan B. Besides, isn't this the reason why Walmart sells dark blue towels? Just throw one on the bed and the Devil may care.

And sincerely, this shouldn't be laid out there on the table like it was ... but since you asked, if you DO use a Depends cup and the man can feel it (angle, girth, hard thrusting, etc., can move or affect it), then you probably are going to make your client mad at you, especially if he has some sort of eck factor working with this ... and some men do. Or they don't mind it with their SO but if they're paying for it they don't wish to deal with it.

Hope this helps. See you again in 28 days!

Hugs,
Elisabeth

I think it's called earning your red wings. Originally Posted by DFK Hunter

According to biker lore (and I know some will argue this point), it's only earning your red wings if oral sex is involved. Then? You get a special patch.

Honest!
Elisabeth

Thanks a lot, ladies. You finally got me slumped down and whimpering like a male figure skater.

to be honest, im extremly new n dont post forums usually but, in case yall were wondering.... i posted this to know wat the guys would perfer because i wanted to kno the best way to approach men about the situation. sorry for disgustin u.
sincerely,
brooke Originally Posted by Brooke Cumsalot

i think the bolded text is the real intent.
if she cannot think of anything to do during that time of her lunar cycle, then perhaps a) she doesnt know cos of lack of experience, b) she doesnt know and cannot think about how to think about the situation, c) she does know but wants to hear other people's ideas to confirm/discard her ideas, d) she does know and wants other people to know she's just started or is getting ready to start her lunar cycle, e) she's fucking with us, or f) who the fuck cares.

in any case, it's just a question that many of us should have just walked on by, including me.....

R4C - I see your point......(the toilet hugging thing....)

but......People!!
DATY is not on the menu when Aunt Flo is around.
Let's be real here! We are not playing out a horror movie!

Some clients DO NOT want to co-mingle with her .....and some just want to play "around" her (as in minimal, but sexy teasing). It takes creative talent...:-)

I am honest with my client when booking and tell them the situation.
I let them make the decision.
There is much fun stuff to do.....even if it is THAT time of the month, but I am NEVER surprised if they say....uh...ok...yeah...let's just wait till next week.

ok...I just decided that this thread is a little gross.
BUT....I'm glad to see the guys point of view on it.
Ultimately.....we are all adults right? and...can discuss in such a manner?
right......

So...the CURSE is in question.....do you guys remember the movie CARRIE?

RC

According to biker lore (and I know some will argue this point), it's only earning your red wings if oral sex is involved. Then? You get a special patch.

Honest!
Elisabeth Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

It's the same way in Navy lore...
Or, at least, that's where I learned the term. Never had the intestinal fortitude it takes to earn'em though.

.....snipped most of your post.....
So...the CURSE is in question.....do you guys remember the movie CARRIE?

RC Originally Posted by Rainy Carson

do i ever!!! that and the texas chainsaw massacre are forever burned into my psyche/memory as places/things i dont ever want to experience in real life. part of it was the way her mother treated the subject and treated her when she experienced her first period. part of it was her getting fucking pissed off at all the assholes at her high school. "that'll teach you mother fuckers!!!" i still shudder at the prom scene. she just needed some hugs , kisses and some loving [maybe aletting some guy earn his redwings]

i might not understand it from a woman's point of view, but i can appreciate the stuff you women go thru to be blessed/cursed w/ the gift/bane of menstrual/lunar cycles. my hat is off to you all big time.

Brooke,

Simply put, during your visit from your Aunt, offer a half hour B&G special. Or 1 hour BBBJTCCIMNQNS or CIM with drooling, which would be my favorite. Nuff' Said!

TB

Brooke,

Simply put, during your visit from your Aunt, offer a half hour B&G special. Or 1 hour BBBJTCCIMNQNS or CIM with drooling, which would be my favorite. Nuff' Said!

TB Originally Posted by TrailBlazer

+1

Now we are anxiously awaiting the "Aunty's In Town" ad.
How soon can we expect the ad?
I'll start drinking my pineapple juice now...

3 pages? Really?

LOL.....DFWTrav.... Let's see how influential us bastards can be!

well aunt flow didnt visit long... but im glad the "unintent" of the post getting out of hand... enterainted u.lol im once again sory for grossing anybody out.. not my intention at all.. i really am a nice person who thought as adults, yall could maybe help me.. ( honestly really did)

and **** for any body who cares.. lol business was stilll going good while she visited, and im really am happy shes gone.. untill next month my friends lol dont worry .. NOOOO more personal threads..

God Bless,
Brooke <3