Our Alternate Personality

I knew a woman once who told people she was a relocation consultant for executives moving to southwest Ohio.


You could say you're an accountant; that'll shut 'em up quickly. When they start asking you tax questions, tell them you're not a CPA, largely because you hate taxes.


You're studying for your real estate license.


Bartender at a place all the way across the Metroplex. That way, you can share some of the stories you've heard using a different occupation as cover.


You live off of passive income generated from a trust your parents left you. Or you are an investor in several real-estate deals that provide you with enough passive income that you don't have to work. (You might need a name or two; PM me if interested.)


A friend of a friend once simply told people, "I have a few sponsors." She didn't give a flip what they thought.



Just use your imagination.

A older bar maid? What about someone that works with seniors? I believe you'll pull those off just fine, I'm sure you'll BS whoever listens

Great BLM ... how original! I actually have worked with seniors as a visiting angel, a much rewarding experience. Perhaps I should use that!
Your a genius !

I actually have worked with seniors as a visiting angel, Originally Posted by Torre Tames

Was this in the make-a-wish kind of visit??? If so, I gotta get on one of those programs! That's a great way to go.

Think of it.. Dr. assisted suicide done in parallel with a BBBJ CIM NQNS. You just want to make sure you. blow your load before dying otherwise... you'll probably end up haunting the place because you never got your last nut.

I'm sorry, but I think I just blew my G&T out my nose.
Too F**kg funny!


Thanks TexSap!

What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a paid consultant. I charge $150 for every answered question. Personal questions are $200. Will that be cash or Venmo?"

Jehovah's Witness.


That'll shut 'em up. Originally Posted by Kobe_Kassidy

This piece of brilliance deserves recognition. Well done.