Gotta Gain some Game

I spent my younger years shy and scared to talk to women.
Now I just don't give a fuck. Maybe I'm an asshole, but what I do is hit on women at my kid's school functions, school events, whatever. I flirt a bit, and now I can usually tell if they are interested. If they are wearing yoga pants, they are directly in the bullseye. If they are recently divorced or in a bad marriage, they are easy to get. I have one that I go bang after school drop-off on random days. Her husband travels, and he's a prick, and she fucks like a demon.
Just letting loose and talking them up works. 9 times out of 10, they just think I'm a flirty harmless guy. But there will be that one time when I see that look in their eyes...
And here is the really weird thing. The local milf's talk. And they all know who each other are fucking. Then it gets even easier.

There are literally thousands of women on match.com. Surely you could find one that would be happy to keep you company.

Berkleigh would make a terrible wing woman. If you're a slut like me anyways you'd just spend the whole not plotting how you're going to get her panties off. Originally Posted by Ass Hunter

Sometimes it's not all about the chase, but I can assure you that I would NOT have to spend the night plotting to have my way. I enjoy the company of a Beautiful woman just as the next and I am pretty persistent when it comes to getting what I want. That being said, I am always up for the challenge.

You could be my fake 'hot, open relationship' wife!!

Berkleigh, to hot chick at the bar: My 'husband' wants to fuck you so bad. Wanna come up to our hotel room??

Or...."I lost a bet with my 'husband', and now I have to get him laid. He thinks you're the hottest chick in here so..."

This could rock!!

Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Word.

I've always wanted to get a date going with a hot provider like yourself to try and pick up a lady at a bar for a threesome. That would just be so badass! Originally Posted by ERwhynot

Anytime!