ATMs are the reason for slow recovery!

  • Booth
  • 06-18-2011, 10:35 PM
When will the world see that automation is, yes, evolution. As is science.

What a stupid argument. (Note, I didn't call anyone in particular stupid)

We are not meant to work menial little jobs anymore. Time to evolve folks!



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+1!
This is a brilliant argument. I guess slower and less efficient is better if it relieves people of their need to develop 21st Century job skills and education. We probably need to do away with every invention in the past 50 years or so to ensure our dimmest and laziest can stay that way.
  • Booth
  • 06-19-2011, 11:13 AM
Are you guys suggesting that our W could be replaced by a mindless mass of machinery?
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When will the world see that automation is, yes, evolution. As is science.

What a stupid argument. (Note, I didn't call anyone in particular stupid)

We are not meant to work menial little jobs anymore. Time to evolve folks! Originally Posted by Damon Bradley
That's right. In these trying economic times, automation can stretch or magnify the limited amount of capital that is available for erotic adventures and sexual gratification.


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