Hahaha...I try to keep a wide range of dresses to fit most guy's bodies...babydoll style dresses that are sleeveless help a lot because you don't have to worry about their arms being too big and the empire waist usually gives them nice breasts and hides their beer bellies.
Hey, my grandma is hot, she'd rock your little world if she wasn't still happily married to my grandpa and in bed by 7pm most nights.
Oh and thanks for spelling correction...I'm not that familiar with the act and was only hoping to shock you by mentioning it but alas, I failed.
Originally Posted by EroticEmily
Hiding my beer belly would take a B-2 stealth bomber, and even then ....
You mention your hot grandma and then burst the bubble .
C'mon, she's married, not buried. Hook a sick friend up.
At my age, Emily, the only thing that can shock me anymore is a toaster thrown into my bathtub. Or LiLo staying sober.
I blame the fibromyalgia for my insensitivity.