Best Movie Quote EVER!

[QUOTE=CranksterCat;1054297558]Full Metal Jacket-1987-Private Joker: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams
about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy.
I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. Im in a
world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.[/QUOT

Full Metal Jacket is one of my top five favorite movies.

Dont know about y'all, but I'm having a lot of fun with this thread.

Sex Panther: 60% of the time, it works every time.

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; thats amazing.

It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

"Argo fuck yourself!", Alan Arkin, in 'Argo'

Leia: I love you.
Solo: I know.

Clerks 2
Randal Graves: All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi.

Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal Graves: No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized dick.



Wife: Did he say 'cock stain'? What the fuck is cock stain?
Husband: I don't know. That's some white freaky stuff. White boys get white women to do everything. You wanna do a cock stain?

I'm your huckleberry....

nice

De Niro to Grodin in Midnight Run:
Two words for you. Shut-the-fuck-up!

& from Fletch:
How about an In-n-Out burger without the burger? How about just the in? Originally Posted by Lastcallsuks

You're gonna suffer from fistaphobia in a minute.... Deniro to Grodin

So how come nobody is after you.... Deniro to Yaphet Koto

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0758752/quotes?qt=qt1404390
Love and Other Drugs

"Argo fuck yourself!", Alan Arkin, in 'Argo' Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

I love this one too! I tell it to SL a lot these days.

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it. Originally Posted by sue_nami

Rocky Horror!!

Damn girl, don't make us guess!!

Dont know about y'all, but I'm having a lot of fun with this thread.

Sex Panther: 60% of the time, it works every time.

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; thats amazing.

It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. Originally Posted by Lastcallsuks

Ron Jeremy?

"Say hello to my lil friend!!!"-Scarface

Ron Jeremy? Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

Man, I knew that didn't sound right.
LMAO!
Ron BURGANDY