Guys..if you could pick your female escort name.....

THE Standard in case she wants another name lol

Exotica Swank
Tara Nut
Kitty Fanny
Sandy Asstronut
BJ Jiggles

Bettie Mae (honoring Bettie Page)
Bunny Jeager
Poke-A-Hotass
Maya Sanchez aka "Dirty Lil Sanchez"
Trixie De La Rosa

Dick Udaley

Lol. Some of these names y'all are coming up with, no way you'd call YOURSELF those.

Or maybe it's ME who got the intent of the thread wrong.

BJ Honeycomb

I once heard that your porn star name would be the street you grew up on and a pet's name from your childhood, so I think we could use the rule for provider names. For me it would be: Tatum Frisky. Doesn't work if you grew up on a numbered street or maybe it would, how about 69th Frisky? Originally Posted by LuckJack

Sister Sparks or 33 Sparks (kinda funny since thats almost my 1 hr record of o's)

"the office" ... the office called. I need to go to the office, etc.

So far my favorite provider name has been "soft place to land" ... conjures up ... soft landings. sigh

How about Anita Dick? My 8th grade math teacher / basketball coach was named Mr. Dick (been too long to remember his first name). We used to always tease about his wife's name being Anita.... I'm sure it wasn't.

World Piece.

If all the beauty (scholarship) pageants contestants want her, she must be the best.

What would it be?? I heard a good one today and advised Sweet Kendall she should change it to this:
Fonda Cox
Originally Posted by Alyssa Nicole

you or Kendall should consider changing it to:
Anita Flexywun

Can't believe no one's giving our own cute little NQNS loves the greek with huge MM's JENNA TAILYA props! She's a fun ride...


http://www.eccie.net/eccie_showcase....preview&g=2023

Hmmmm For the older ladies that specialize in DT, Linda Lovelace!!!

Sarah Michelle Gellar

I hate to hijack a funny thread, but I don't like seeing people with obviously fake names. I like the fantasy of meeting a real woman and having a real encounter even though I know I'm paying for it.

A regular woman's name is just fine by me. And if it's a Russian name, it's even better. (I think Russians are totally sexy.)