Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you![/QUOTE]
LOL Nicole I'll give you 2 points for that one!
- w900l
- 01-17-2010, 05:11 PM
- ANONONE
- 01-17-2010, 05:21 PM
I HAVE ACTUALLY USED THESE:
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends over there I've been touched by an angel?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Look at you standing there smelling like a tangerine, ripe and ready to be peeled.
Baby, you are like mashed potatoes and every guy within thirty feet wants to be the gravy.
(After she walks in) ". . .And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!" (fix her with a natural smile like she just made your day)
(To a whole group of women) Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends over there I've been touched by an angel?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Look at you standing there smelling like a tangerine, ripe and ready to be peeled.
Baby, you are like mashed potatoes and every guy within thirty feet wants to be the gravy.
(After she walks in) ". . .And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!" (fix her with a natural smile like she just made your day)
(To a whole group of women) Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
- am woody
- 01-18-2010, 05:30 AM
One false move and I'm yours!
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
- txcwby6
- 01-19-2010, 02:02 PM
Do you have any German in you?
Would you like to?
Would you like to?
- ODN25
- 01-19-2010, 05:29 PM
Do you have any German in you?Phil Lynott of Thin Lizzy used to use a line like that on stage. He would ask "do any of the girls out there have any Irish in them?"
Would you like to? Originally Posted by txcwby6
The crowd would roar and he would ask "do any of the girls want a little more Irish in them?"
You can hear it on the Live and Dangerous Album.
- vnurse
- 01-19-2010, 07:41 PM
"I just LOVE older women!"
Yeah, right...go to hell! LOL!
It doesn't piss me off now but it used to!
Yeah, right...go to hell! LOL!
It doesn't piss me off now but it used to!
- Hobby Jon
- 01-21-2010, 01:29 AM
The best line any of you ladies r going to hear from me is "Good Morning"
- Maxxi Roxx
- 01-21-2010, 02:33 AM
Great thread!
Here are a few I have received through Yahoo IM! lol
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some of my wood?
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Are you free tonight or is going to cost me?
Have A Fantastic Day!
Here are a few I have received through Yahoo IM! lol
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some of my wood?
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Are you free tonight or is going to cost me?
Have A Fantastic Day!
- Will Boner
- 01-21-2010, 06:34 AM
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see around here".
- ferdburf
- 01-21-2010, 06:47 AM
A guy calls a hot girl late afternoon saying, "Hey, why don't you come over for some bacon and eggs?"
She says, "Bacon and eggs? Geez, it's only 5:30 in the afternoon."
He says, "Well, there's no reason for you to rush off when you get here!"
She says, "Bacon and eggs? Geez, it's only 5:30 in the afternoon."
He says, "Well, there's no reason for you to rush off when you get here!"