Hell, maybe I'll get lucky and they'll research me and find this thread... problem solved! lol
Yeah, the jello... I was just trying to think of something better sounding that WD40. Both of which, I'm sure you can tell, were a joke.
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You can go about it without sounding arrogant.I'm just wondering if anyone has ever told you that they don't like really big breasts when you call??? Kripes, how could anyone not like those? You are gorgeous!
I have certain body parts (*)(*) that are big as well and I always ask the fella
during the phone part of screening to make sure that he enjoys super huge breasts 38FFs.
It's usually one of the reasons that they write to me in the first place, but they aren't for
the faint of heart. I have some of the biggest natural breasts in Texas and I'm thinking
maybe they should come with a warning or disclaimer LOL.
Caution-Smothering may occur during a visit with Paven hahaha
Jello on the other hand might be interesting in a Russian situation, food for thought tee hee.Originally Posted by Paven
Jello is a bad idea, putting sweet stuff near a gals kitty is only asking for not wellness to occur. Originally Posted by PavenI work in an academic health science center in a job which requires me to be in the lecture hall when course lectures are being given, and by coincidence one of the lectures this morning was on "Diseases of the hoo-hah" While I'm sure there are other possible not wellnesses you're talking about, sweet stuff near the kitty is certainly going to encourage yeast infections.
I'm just wondering if anyone has ever told you that they don't like really big breasts when you call??? Originally Posted by randomgooberThere tends to be a self-selection factor at work, I'd think; the guys who don't like ginormous bazongas (and there are such persons) probably aren't going to call.
I work in an academic health science center in a job which requires me to be in the lecture hall when course lectures are being given, and by coincidence one of the lectures this morning was on "Diseases of the hoo-hah" While I'm sure there are other possible not wellnesses you're talking about, sweet stuff near the kitty is certainly going to encourage yeast infections.but didn't want to be the one to say it. Thank you for the statistics
Fun Factoid from today's lecture: something like 2% or so of vaginal yeast infections are caused by Saccharomyces cerevisiae. You might know that organism better as "Our Friend Who Turns Malted Barley, Hops, and Water Into Tasty, Refreshing Beer" (i.e., brewer's yeast). Which is making me wonder what some people are up to...
Cheers,
bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy
BCG were in the hell have you been hiding? Originally Posted by lowgearNot hiding; I'm still somewhat visible on the TN forums, but life circumstances tend to keep me there and not as available to bother y'all in MS and AL (I avoid AR unless I'm in need of a drama infusion
You guys are funny, wish I had found this site a long time ago! Randomgoober, I have some of the same problems, I just hate it when my size limits the positions I can try on a lady, I had one call me the Yoga Man. Originally Posted by freedaddy2010Yeah, this place is a blast!