Have you ever had a Booty call from a Provider? Okay, a DRUNK Provider?

Ok Tara, so you like cowboy hats and boots, big trucks and corvettes and now I learn you like Jager Shots as well. Marry Me??? or at least call me and lets party some night!!!!

Once about 4 years ago my ATF calls me from the bar, The Addison Point, anyway it was about 11pm and she was really drunk and wanted a ride to her incall about 6 blocks away. I talked with her for about 10min and she said she had already had a DWI from a few years back.....etc..etc..anyhow I get dressed and drive up to the Point and she is gone....somebody got lucky that night...or maybe not. She claims to not remember but she was very nice to me for a while. I miss her.

Ok Tara, so you like cowboy hats and boots, big trucks and corvettes and now I learn you like Jager Shots as well. Marry Me??? or at least call me and lets party some night!!!! Originally Posted by bigbobftworth

Wow, I didnt know we had so much in common. We need to meet up one of these days.

Happened one time, and she wasn't even drunk.

I asked her why me? She told me I was the most recent number with a name attached that she had in her call list. Guess sometimes timing is everything.

And yes, it was fun.

i'm still waiting for one.

i'm still waiting for one. Originally Posted by dlc2003

I'm going out this weekend, just wait hun. Where was that new bar you told me about again?

Do you mean within the last 24 hours or this week or month or since 1/1/2010?

By it's very definition, a provider would have to be drunk to call me up for a booty call.


There were two ladies who wanted to get plastered and have me escort them to a swingers club. It didn't work out that night, but if they are still in the mood and reading this, I will definitely extend a rain check to you both.

Sort of happened to me before. Got a call and the provider was trying to move and needed the use of my pick-up truck at the time. Said she would make it worth my while. I had to decline because I already had a previous engagement for that day. She called me the next day and asked if I could come over because she was craving me. Still had to decline... it wasn't personal to her... or anything... just couldn't find the time. Called me again the day after and begged me to come over... I cancelled my plans and went over... she was enthusiastic!

Sort of happened to me before. Got a call and the provider was trying to move and needed the use of my pick-up truck at the time. Said she would make it worth my while. I had to decline because I already had a previous engagement for that day. She called me the next day and asked if I could come over because she was craving me. Still had to decline... it wasn't personal to her... or anything... just couldn't find the time. Called me again the day after and begged me to come over... I cancelled my plans and went over... she was enthusiastic! Originally Posted by RichYoungbuck4u

Damn hon...made that poor provider beg for her booty.

Hahahaa...nice.

~Kelly TNT

Many years ago I had two different providers at different times ask me if I could bring them certain "medications" from the Pharmacy since they knew I was a Pharmacist- of course both cases pussy was offered for the meds, but both times I firmly declined as there's no pussy on earth worth me losing my salary, career, and the 6 years of Pharmacy school that cost me 11K a year in tuition fees.

Ive never done this..... Then Again, I don't drink! =)

I do not accept drunken booty calls, whether from a provider or not. I still go over there, anyway. Mostly to laugh at them! But I refrain from naughtier activities, cuz, well, she's drunk!

Now a sober booty call ... that would probably make me jizz in my pants while on my way driving!

My ATF has my number if she needs me.

I certainly have....but he was a very special person, with just the very special equipment that I needed!