PSA: female ejaculation

offshoredrilling's Avatar
Great idea

You, OCD and his mother will love it Originally Posted by lilylivered
Sir,
did you get up on the wrong side of bed
or
reading this pee threAD your now thinking mmmmm how much pee have I DATY'ed up
???? just askin
valkyra's Avatar
Yup, you did say that. And it is cool you are being objective.

But I never heard anything that this "weakens a woman's system" or anything like that. It's pretty damn harmless overall. And there are boyz on here that will seek you out and pay you mightily for the skill! So I wasn't trying to talk you out of it. I really got nuthin against it. I just laugh at people who can't even find a clit thinkin that they are experts on anatomy and KNOW that it ain't pee....and they can find hundreds of web sites that confirm it.

It's kinda disappointing we ain't heard from any of em, ackshully...

. Originally Posted by rooster
I would never advertise something like this. If I wanted to make a living washing pee-soaked sheets, I would either be a nurse or a maid lmao.
Plus I can't control it, I can't say if or when it will happen again. And if I advertised it, people would expect it. You can't force orgasms and I'm not putting myself in a position where clients end up feeling "bad" because they aren't able to get me to do that.

It's nice without them. Don't miss them too much.

anyways when out drinking, its always AWESOME when both Jon and NN are also out at the same place. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling


valkyra's Avatar
aw what a lovely sunday for an eccie reunion

what do all of you fine gentlemen have to teach me about female anatomy
Next Best Thing's Avatar
Normal men don't care very much about sexually pleasing prostitutes.
valkyra's Avatar
Normal men don't care very much about sexually pleasing prostitutes. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
thank you for your input
offshoredrilling's Avatar
I would never advertise something like this. If I wanted to make a living washing pee-soaked sheets, I would either be a nurse or a maid lmao.
Plus I can't control it, I can't say if or when it will happen again. And if I advertised it, people would expect it. You can't force orgasms and I'm not putting myself in a position where clients end up feeling "bad" because they aren't able to get me to do that.

It's nice without them. Don't miss them too much. Originally Posted by valkyra
which is better clean up after peeing
TP or Mr. DATY ???? just askin
If a guy wants it back, will ya snowball with him ????
offshoredrilling's Avatar
aw what a lovely sunday for an eccie reunion

what do all of you fine gentlemen have to teach me about female anatomy
Originally Posted by valkyra

now what have I done wrong ????
or was that for Ahem others
Next Best Thing's Avatar
even the prostitutes you pay don't care about you
because you are deplorable
you will always have a bad time
because your attitude towards everything is trash
you love saying whores are worthless
but you're spending money on us anyways
so maybe show a little self control, save and go to canada
where things are much better, i've heard, and you can have your pick of beautiful women and lovely resorts

but i bet you'll still be miserable... hehe, yes you will. you're always miserable. the girls just don't take the pain of living day-to-day away, do we?
And you don't have the self control to make it up to canada... do you? Because you keep spending money, on hookers, and beer... but someday, you'll make it up there! someday...

ahh, poor NBT. nobody likes being a grumpy old fuck. But what can you do, when you're... you? Originally Posted by valkyra

How do you know all of this great shit baby?
Next Best Thing's Avatar
Sorry I quoted your post before you edited it, angel.

Was just about to give it a like, too.
valkyra's Avatar
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now what have I done wrong ????
or was that for Ahem others Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
i wasn't talking to you.

"it's not all about youuu" hehe, quick guess who i am
valkyra's Avatar
How do you know all of this great shit baby? Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
i'm magical
Next Best Thing's Avatar
i'm magical Originally Posted by valkyra
ok.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
i wasn't talking to you.

"it's not all about youuu" hehe, quick guess who i am Originally Posted by valkyra
"Whew"

ya to young to be Hunter585, but with that come back then again


I rather ya answer

which is better clean up after peeing
TP or Mr. DATY ???? just askin
If a guy wants it back, will ya snowball with him ???? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
JONBALLS's Avatar
Cant you get along with anyone? Originally Posted by lilylivered
Your doing the very thing your complaining about



Your more bothered than the confused hooker

And even more off topic