Dying on a date

Glad it was nothing serious, OH! T'would ruin what otherwise may be THE greatest story...EVER!!!

All I did was say that "I wanted to look at her with my own eyes."

All I did was say that "I wanted to look at her with my own eyes." Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

You're sweet MA

My neighbor finally worked up the nerve to address the delicate topic of two ambulances at my house. It was about a month later. She was just coming home from work and me from walking my dogs. It was funny. She didn't want to come right out and ask so she started with "How are you feeling?" I let her off the hook though. I told her, kinda, what happened. Since I couldn't tell all the really good dish, she didn't get the good laugh out of it that I did. lol

I have had client come in with pace makers and heart valves and they dont want anything because they said it could trigger a heart attack or stroke....I hope no one ever has to go thru a situation like that cause it would not be good

Maybe the new fad in screening will be for ladies to require authorization to run an MIB report (basically a medical background check), like they do when you apply for life or health insurance?

Sorry, HPAA would not permit me to release that info.

I had a guy check his phone while we were together, and waiting for my gf to arrive for a three-way...and his wife's mother had died. The dude wanted to just keep playing! I made him leave...after he paid my gf, however. Then I saw him again for free next trip to DC.

Go home to your wife, silly boy, she needs you!! Boggles the mind.

So guys, what would you have done?

Moral of the story: phones off!!

I had a guy check his phone while we were together, and waiting for my gf to arrive for a three-way...and his wife's mother had died. The dude wanted to just keep playing! I made him leave...after he paid my gf, however. Then I saw him again for free next trip to DC.

Go home to your wife, silly boy, she needs you!! Boggles the mind.

So guys, what would you have done?

Moral of the story: phones off!! Originally Posted by ClairJordan

Well, first of all, I turn the phone off in front of the lady as a HINT to her to do the same.

However, that would be a mood killer. I actually like the SO's mother...a lot. So, I'd spend the time making the flight & business arrangements.

On two occasions now, I have had guys faint on me. They were out cold. A third had a diabetic attack and became extremely disoriented. He didn't even know where he was.
The first time, it scared the crap out of me. It was a BDSM request. He passed out. woke up...went across the room, passed out again, and fell down the stairs. I was petrified! I revived the client and made him drink some water, have a snack and sent him on his way after a little rest. We made up the session later when he was feeling better. I know CPR, as I used to be a life guard, back in the day....the second time, I had to call 911 because guy #2 wouldn't wake up. He fainted while laying down, totally relaxed. Just got too excited. I also think the Denver altitude had something to do with it, as he was from the south. He ended up having a quad bipass surgery. With the third guy, I had to stop the session, give him a bit of juice. He left his car and I drove him home. Luckily, all three guys were single, so no SO to worry about.

Honestly, now, I talk about these things with many of my older regulars. Although I have no second thoughts about calling 911 to save someone's life, many guys do have certain health issues and requests, should something go wrong in the heat of the moment. I know lots of married guys worry about their family at home finding out about where they are, but saving a life comes first for me. Providers should be able to notice when something is wrong...eyes dialated, unusual breathing, sweating, etc....anything beyond normal excitement with someone and assess the situation.

Personally, I don't feel that discussing this is a problem. My guys like that I care enough to make sure they are ok, and have a great time. I feel all providers should know CPR, have things on hand such as juice(should the guy need some)or other beverages, and a little snack. These things can make a person feel a whole lot better in a matter of minutes...and maybe it doesn't hurt to let someone know if you are diabetic or have other heart related issues.

Many FBSM providers don't realize that massaging someone with heart problems could become an issue. Dehydration is also an issue for them. If you go to some inexperienced body rub girl, you better still drink a lot of water when she is done...and pray that she doesn't hurt you. LOL.....Lots to know. Guys with medical issues need to do their homework when picking providers. Pick girls who are level headed, professional, with good reps...not some fly-by-night 18 year old BP girl who could care less if you live or die. .. It's true, accidents can happen anytime, any place, but you can try to minimize the outcome with a little bit of planning.

I feel all providers should know CPR, have things on hand such as juice(should the guy need some)or other beverages, and a little snack. These things can make a person feel a whole lot better in a matter of minutes...and maybe it doesn't hurt to let someone know if you are diabetic or have other heart related issues. Originally Posted by VelvetValentineco

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsBSgMCERV8

I had a guy check his phone while we were together, and waiting for my gf to arrive for a three-way...and his wife's mother had died. The dude wanted to just keep playing! I made him leave...after he paid my gf, however. Then I saw him again for free next trip to DC.

Go home to your wife, silly boy, she needs you!! Boggles the mind.

So guys, what would you have done?

Moral of the story: phones off!! Originally Posted by ClairJordan

I obviously don't provide what you provide but I had a meeting a few years ago and one of the participants learned his mother had passed away and he insisted we carry on.

For the other 4 or 5 of us in the room it was a very awkward couple of hours.