So whats Wrong With Fat Hobbyists?

Well obviously. I mean... Most of my clients are ripped. So whenever I get a BBH I am all like... Originally Posted by Shayla

SL’S Top 10 Reasons To Pick A Fat Hobbyist

1) You know they are going to bring you candy… if they don’t eat most of it on the way to the in call. Not always.
2) Heavy set guys are out of shape and can’t last very long, so you won’t need to take a pounding. Not good, who doesn't want a good pounding!!??
3) Most all fat guys have a great sense of humor. Agree.
4) If your going out they know where all the restaurants are located. Not always healthy ones though.
5) The chances of a lard ass being LE is "slim" to none! Maybe.
6) They are ALWAYS happy because they NEVER get laid in real world. Not always true!
7) Getting undressed is a snap because they always wear lose clothing.
8) If they drop dead, everyone will think it’s a heart attack. Perhaps
9) If they short change you, they are easy to catch. Fatty's generally know better..
10) You get to be in control of the condom, after all they can’t see their dick. I'm in control of the condom regardless!

Hows that Amy? I bet you'll be able to add a few! Originally Posted by Still Looking

There is a thread about the biggest lie you ever told, does "Most of my clients are ripped" need to go there? LOL Originally Posted by jughead1171

There is a thread about the biggest lie you ever told, does "Most of my clients are ripped" need to go there? LOL Originally Posted by jughead1171

SL, your list sounds a lot like me. Add in that his body hair adds 3 points to his BMI and you will have described me to a tee. Originally Posted by Diomidis

Well obviously. I mean... Most of my clients are ripped. So whenever I get a BBH I am all like... Originally Posted by Shayla

What are ya a fuckin animal, lol. Originally Posted by acp5762