Caught with Blinds open and Eccie on my Laptop maybe????

Dogs? Where do you live, the SPCA?

You REALLY want a chic magnet, put a sign on your window that says, "I'm by myself in here with a bunch of cash and a case of Natty Lite and I think you might be a hooker."

Then you'll have your ending to this romantic comedy... or punchline, whichever you're looking for.

Sup, Missed ya buddy how was your vacation???

No I do not do signs in a window I actually have the guts to socially interact face to face with hot chics....I have had women buy me drinks...Have you ever had a woman buy you a drink Mr. AssheadButtPlug??? Not a romantic comedy it is called real life, you should try it sometime..It is good to get out and interact, maybe it could expand that small thing inside your cranium!!

Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

Referring to no one in particular, I just saw it that thought it was funny!

Sup, Missed ya buddy how was your vacation???

No I do not do signs in a window I actually have the guts to socially interact face to face with hot chics....I have had women buy me drinks...Have you ever had a woman buy you a drink Mr. AssheadButtPlug??? Not a romantic comedy it is called real life, you should try it sometime..It is good to get out and interact, maybe it could expand that small thing inside your cranium!! Originally Posted by Wyldeman30

ASSHEADBUTTPLUG? With all due respect, I certainly didn't deserve that, but I'll file it away for the long-awaited "Wyldeman: in his ohn wurds" coming soon to a remedial English class near you!

I see you're well and have CAPTIVATED the board with this thrilling tale of romance and love. Who knows, with a little editorial guidance you might be a prime candidate for a gig with Harlequin Romance novels!

Props!

And since you asked, my vacation was very restful. Traveled around the US and abroad, got out of the heat.

Just now catching up with your bawdy exploits. I'm gonna get a Whitman's Sampler and a box of Kleenex while I read it! (OK, and a dictionary!)

ASSHEADBUTTPLUG? Just being descriptive of your avatar good buddy. With all due respect, I certainly didn't deserve that, but I'll file it away for the long-awaited "Wyldeman: in his ohn wurds" coming soon to a remedial English class near you! Remedial English is so overrated..

I see you're well and have CAPTIVATED the board with this thrilling tale of romance and love. Who knows, with a little editorial guidance you might be a prime candidate for a gig with Harlequin Romance novels!

Props!

And since you asked, my vacation was very restful. Traveled around the US and abroad, got out of the heat. So you went to your favorite socialist country Canada!

Just now catching up with your bawdy exploits. I'm gonna get a Whitman's Sampler and a box of Kleenex while I read it! (OK, and a dictionary!) Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

You actually need a dictionary for remedial English??? I wouldn't think someone as smart as you would need it....

Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

Referring to no one in particular, I just saw it that thought it was funny! Originally Posted by nuglet

That was a good one Nuggy!

Well, I truly hope you were wearing something more than your dirty wifebeater when you started "socially interacting." That smile might have been a grimace!

You've had women buy YOU drinks? That's fucking AWESOME!

Well, I truly hope you were wearing something more than your dirty wifebeater(Do not Own one) when you started "socially interacting." That smile might have been a grimace! I can understand if that is the look you receive from women....Maybe if you stopped being a grouch you would get smiled at too!

You've had women buy YOU drinks?And dinner,concert tickets,clothes,lap dances...ect.... That's fucking AWESOME! It is so good to be me...

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Not everyone can be in the game someone has to stand on the sidelines and clap... Glad to have you cheering for me sup!

Not everyone can be in the game someone has to stand on the sidelines and clap... Glad to have you cheering for me sup! Originally Posted by Wyldeman30

I ALWAYS cheer at the circus! Thanks for reminding me, Wyldeman.



I could use another visit to that "Female Sword Swallower!"

Never been to the circus, but I have never heard of a sidelines at one...Sup you could apply for the evil dwarf and real pin heads.....

I see your best form of expression is still with the use of pictures....How old are you man???Do you date back as far as the cave men???Do you draw on the walls at your house to communicate too???

Damn thread Hijacker!

ASSHEADBUTTPLUG? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

I think he was just trying to come up with a one word description of your current avatar, Mr. Rider.

Let's play nice, gentleman, and try to stay on topic.

Dogs (and babies) are definitely chick magnets, at least in my part of town. (I have the former, not the latter, unless sugar babies count.)

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Thanks for the clarification, ztonk! Good to be back!

Back on topic ... keep us posted!

Kind of related story: I suspected a woman in our office of possibly being a provider or sugar baby a few years ago. She sat at the front desk of a fairly tightly-wound financial services firm here and was beautiful. She was always dressed just on the boundary of inappropriate (by the firm's eyes, not mine of course), but nothing was ever said by management. Over some after-office drinks one night I let slip that I had seen a provider here (wasn't that direct but trying to get to the point), and she discreetly whispered to me that she would see me if I liked. Bingo. We arranged for a session within a day. Great time, but funniest part is that during session, I learned reason she was able to wear basically anything she wanted to work. The boss was her sugar daddy. Maybe more common than I know, but thought I'd share. Never know where you'll find it I guess.

Great time, but funniest part is that during session, I learned reason she was able to wear basically anything she wanted to work. The boss was her sugar daddy. Maybe more common than I know, but thought I'd share. Never know where you'll find it I guess. Originally Posted by Lonestar122112

yea Whispers is likely to want to have a few words with you for banging the secretary

That would depend on how old said office wench was.

If she had her own bank account, then maybe not!