Thar's bin sum back channel chatter thet since lissenin' ta God two times ta run fer Presuhdent an' failin' ta e'en get outta tha debate round, thet ol' Guv'nor Good Hair Rick dee-cided this time ta lissen ta El Diablo an' cum outta tha closet as a full-on TransAm, laik ol' Brooce Jenner.
Thar's bin furtha back channel chatter thet Rikki "Don't Lose Mah Nummer" Perry is still a-lissenin' ta El Diablo an' is now a TransAm pervider a.k.a. hoogar.
Whilst Ah cannot ree-veal whetha 'r not Ol' Rikki wuz at this h'yar social (thet's up ta her), Ah wuz not. Ah wuz tha Loot-ten-it Guv'nor. Rikki wuz tha Guv'nor. We is two differ'nt people, two differ'nt politicos. Please, don't cornfuse us. Mah cornhole is EXIT ONLY!
Thank yew fer yore ah-ten-shun.
