Red lipstick on your collar

I keep a separate set of clothes there just for hobbying. They are washed at the laundromat, etc.

So I stop by the gym for a light workout, shower and clothing change on my way to the appointment; and stop by for a heavier workout, shower, and clothing change on my way back.

Problem solved! Wear all the lipstick and perfume that you'd like!

That is just a fringe benefit.

The real reason I do this may seem quaint; but just because my wife can't have sex with me doesn't make her in any way bad or evil. It's not her fault.

She does the laundry.

No way on earth am I going to trick her into washing and ironing clothes that will be worn for the benefit of some other woman. I am not going to add insult to injury. Originally Posted by Laurentius

Bravo! You are truly a class act.

".... benefit of some other woman."


Are you assuming you are a good lay?

Always an extra shirt. I took lunch at a SC some time ago, and got back to work with a surprise like that. Not on the collar though, but all over the crotch of my khaki pants. I hid behind my desk and then quickly changed at home. Spray and wash worked fine.

Body make-up is actually worse. Thank goodness I took advice and had a spare shirt. Thank you Ansley for your personal responsibility comment, but damn girls, what are you thinking? Not repeat business. I still do not have a sure fire way to remove lipstick in a pinch though. Anyone have a successful method other than preplanning?

I still do not have a sure fire way to remove lipstick in a pinch though. Anyone have a successful method other than preplanning? Originally Posted by oden

Carry a pair of scissors and cut out the offending spot. LOL

"Out, damned spot! out, I say!" --Macbeth, 5/1

It is always a good idea to have an extra shirt / pants - you never know when you REALLY are going to spill BBQ on yourself.

If you hobby during the day, get a different dry cleaners and drop off a shirt and pair of pants there; then after your session, go to the cleaners, pick up your clothes, (go somewhere to change), then drop off what you were wearing at the same cleaners.

Then you will ALWAYS have a set of clothes cleaned and pressed.

A membership at 24-hr - with a locker (to keep extra clothes) is also a great idea.

I went to a SC one day and after a wonderful BJ, I headed home. When I took a shower I noticed I had stripper-glitter on little CB - Pretty funny to see all that stuff on the bottom of the shower.

And WE Guys never notice the smell of perfume - but you can be sure your SO will.