7000 / Dirty Pick Up Lines Of A Sexual Nature

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

Let me show you Who's Your Daddy

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Do you come here often or wait till you get home?

Aren't you a Cutie, can you relief me of my acute swelling?

No matter what question they might ask, you reply with.... let me explain it to you... I like to fuck!

No matter what question they might ask, you reply with.... let me explain it to you... I like to fuck you! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Fixed that for you!

On second thought, better correct it to:

I like to fuck girls!

ah never mind, you had it right, sorry, still trying to get over you correcting me, I let it go now :-)

Baby is that a cell phone in your back pocket ? Because that ass is calling me !

Fixed that for you!

On second thought, better correct it to:

I like to fuck girls!

ah never mind, you had it right, sorry, still trying to get over you correcting me, I let it go now :-) Originally Posted by fun2come

I like Pie, Can I sample yours.


I am judging the pie contest, yours is next

For this next one imagine a tiny ding timer going off as I approach this young lass.

Aww it sounds like your pie is ready to be taken out, let me help you with that.