Berkleigh, what about my dibs that I had a couple years ago?
You remember, right?
And just when I thought I've got it all figured out, what the heck is Mediterranean cruise? Are we talking about Greek? Originally Posted by MercenaryIf you are cruising it could include a trip to Italy, Cyprus, Israel, Egypt, Lebanon, Libya (probably real cheap nowadays), Morocco, Spain, Portugal, and other sight seeing locales.
If you are cruising it could include a trip to Italy, Cyprus, Israel, Egypt, Lebanon, Libya (probably real cheap nowadays), Morocco, Spain, Portugal, and other sight seeing locales.Omg I started to read this seriously....lmao...lol
For those who don't know:
Italian - doing it with boots on
Cyprus - you circle the anus like Greek, but never enter it
Israeli - being surrounded by 5 or more sexual partners who take turns trying to destroy your defenses, but never really succeed (it's a tantric thing)
Egyptian - a sexual pyramid scheme, you do two people, they do two and send one to you, then they do two, etc....
Lebanese - hard to describe, but it involved, stinky cheese, a goat, and young boys
Libyan - the man does a headstand and the woman mounts him while screaming his name. Not very fun or effective, but draws attention and is almost impossible to ignore.
Moroccan - get high on hashish and kiss. (almost impossible to do more while on hashish)
Spanish - Lick the taco until salsa appears, then stuff with your burrito and cover with sour cream (rice and beans are optional)
Portuguese - Hand, mouth, pussy, ass, feet, armpit, back of knee, under the chin, and repeat as necessary (they like to explore) Originally Posted by mmcqtx