Placing notice that I am officially offering my WK services in exchange for discounted affairs for any "damsels in distress". Will settle for scratch behind the ears or pat on the head... Now, going back to reading with my penis tip... 
MTA: I also repair windmills.
Originally Posted by jimmylbob
I will also throw my hat in the ring to perform WK services for a provider. Will tell a reviewer who had a bad experience that they are FOS as the provider I WK for always does top notch service, even when it is clear she does not. Also, when anyone attacks her via an internet post, be it with private tags or not, she will get a call telling her or PM copy and paste from me, she will tell me what to say, then here I come to her aid and below that post, tell everyone that she is the best and the other person is lying. In return, I want a deep discounted or free, over the top PSE session with no clock watching. The trick is, the provider has to give me that session FIRST and it has to meet my criteria, then I will make my empty promises to defend her at every turn (although I may be busy trying to con other providers into do the same thing, or laughing behind her back, so it may take a bit before the post is seen and doesn't mean my defending her will definitely happen, but she has my word I will if/when I am not busy or something has come up).
