Name 3 things you Don't want to see in a Porn movie/video

My relatives
My chihuahuas
My gynecologist

My relatives
My chihuahuas
My gynecologist Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

lol good ones

I had a client i saw in Birmingham who I suspect was a 3rd cousin....the evidence was there,but i did not ask! lol

Chihuahuas bring up all kinds of kinky thoughts.

Dudes fucking/sucking/kissing dudes
Fake cumshots like curdled milk through a super soaker
Poop

• Scat
• Curvy, BBW or SSBBW women eating foot (I love the curvy and BBW doing anything else, meh on SSBBW)
• dude on dude

The President , The House, The Senate, LOL, This one could go in the Political section. Originally Posted by dtymh55

Actually, no... you could say they're all screwing us...

Guys jerking off

I mean this fucking gorgeous 22 year old is sucking your dick, and you have to jerk off for half a minute to get off. snooze

girls with their lips sealed for the money shot, if you hate cum that much you are in the wrong business

some guy with a huge cock destroying some girls asshole. Anal is super sexy, but trying to turn some girl inside out is not.

Condoms
Obvious or poorly done breast implants
Ruined assholes on the women

I hate the endless and oh so fake hollering and screaming, just shut up and take the dick :-)

Dana
A bunch of the providers need to stop the fake yells and squeals. A soft moan is much better.

the main thing I do NOT wanna see in any porno is RON JEREMY lol!

This is kinda off, but I hate hearing the screams of Asians while watching porn. Irritating.

the main thing I do NOT wanna see in any porno is RON JEREMY lol! Originally Posted by DallasRain

I don't wanna see him either.

My Daughter
My Mother
My DOG Originally Posted by ESwho'snext?

That's hilarious!

Low rent actors/ actresses with:
dirty fingernails, lip sores, distended prolapsing assholes