Provider Price Prediction

$17.95

I guess the demand for old, fat, ugly rednecks ain't what it used to be, LOL

$17.95

I guess the demand for old, fat, ugly rednecks ain't what it used to be, LOL Originally Posted by Abe Normal

LOL, well maybe u will get a tip !!

$156.85 per hour$177.68 per hour

Iam paying too much or need to deduct the above from what I pay which is it??

Thanks to the OP for that link. This is a fun thread. I am appearantly underpriced.

wooo hoooo....
im right on!!!
SA = 301.59
US = 338.63

Well Gents, clearly we pay more to get it, than we're worth to give it. Why did James Brown say "it's a man's world"?
Charlotte - $178.05 hour
United States - $197.50 hour

$288.24 per hour$315.88 per hour
wooooooo hoooo i neeed to bump up my rates

Are you ladies being honest when you evaluate?

I filled out the "profile software" for the type of gal I like: (middle aged {is 32 looks 28}, fit/athletic body, dark hair and tan skin). I kept things in the honest 7-8 range on the body and likability. It was an amalgamate of the last five providers I saw and look at this, it was right on par with what I spend:

Cincinnati - $252.01 per hour
United States - $251.87 per hour

Be honest, how many of you put 9-10's and cheated a bit on the other qualities? You can't all be just like Angelina Jolie.
Originally Posted by ANONONE

I was super honest kept it "real" about my attractiveness face and body, skin color , body fat etc

Clearly a case of sexism!

I put in the same parameters (more or less, some things don't transfer well, lol) on the male and female short forms, and as a female I'd be worth another $100 an hour!

(*sigh*)

I guess I'll just have to settle for the $200. Originally Posted by Laurentius

Of course just like there's premium in looks, skin color, boobs, hair color body type, there's going to be a hierarchy for sex.
Get a vag cut out and you're in serious business. lol

So for giggles I did the form for males. . .

Not much of a profile collection. There should be bonus points for providing a BFE and making ladies squirt during there orgasms, right?

Anyway here is what it said i could charge:

MALE PROVIDER RESULTS

Cincinnati - $179.46 per hour
United States - $211.89 per hour

Hair Color: shaven
Skin Color: tan
Eyes: hazel
Other Attributes:
40+ yrs | 6' 0" | 235 lbs | 42" Waist | 5.5"(Length) x 9.5"(Circumference) Fireplug Penis


Ladies PM me for my holiday special!

But I doubt if I could make a living...

Is it a bad sign if there's a minus sign in front of your number? As in "-63.27"?

Just askin' -- not sayin'!

Arghghghg! I'm giving a good deal too. The quiz says I'm worth $350. That's ok...I'm still a newbie. :-)

I'm offended right off the bat with the MALE-SHORT FORM choice I had to click on. I didn't notice a LONG form?

Sam, you're worth every penny!

Dallas -
$250.18 per hour
United States -
$280.60 per hour

Right on target