How did everyone come up with their name

Some kid was throwing darts at a magazine one day, and one ricochet off the wall, landed on me left testis, and leaving me with one functional nut.

I was thinking about how hot Tara is one day while I was oops can't talk about that on here

Kind of has two meanings... I am originally from Canada and once I thaw out and get warmed up. :-)

Mine's a smiley sticking its tongue out....

After my divorce, this is what I became...respectfully, of course

Worked for a ranch foreman who said of an old guy who still chased (and caught)’ much younger pussy well after he was 65 or 70, “He’s a tough old tush hog!”

Hey Tara, welcum back. I live on a ranch and raise angus cattle. After people get to know me, they tend to leave the g out of my name. Lol Originally Posted by angusranch

I Lurk..

Welcome Back Originally Posted by Lurker Above & Below

I was thinking about how hot Tara is one day while I was oops can't talk about that on here Originally Posted by Tsmokies

Thanks everyone

At work years ago, a woman with a thick accent called and butchered my real name when she asked to talk to me.

Spent a very special day...with a very, very special woman....many years ago. Two bottles of Chateau Becot 2001 helped the evening move in the right direction....
(yeah, I know the illustration sez 2006.....just trust me on the vintage and year...…)

I love gin ‘n tonics, hence... gntman.

I love to get massages. If I can combine some sexy fun afterwards, that's even better!

I had a proclivity for edged weapons and anonymity.

Fun thread!

Mine came from working for an escort agency, the madam named me Dallas, and when I left her to do my own thing, I kept the name since all my old clients from her knew me as Dallas, then when the years went by I added the S, because I have a big ASS, so it's all fitting..lol I love my name

I play a lot of poker. In the local home games around town if someone is holding a 6 and 9 in there hand we call it lickidysplit.

Well I'm Lusty Busty Blonde .. nick name Damn Gina