You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

When the hot chick in the office confides that she is short on cash and you think she could easily make 300/hour. Hopefully, the big head takes over before the words come out!

Someone asks about your hobbies ... And you just smile

Your office administrator ask about what screening info you would like to see on your next hire ... And you do a double take

You know you're a provider when you have so much lingerie that you could run a boutique out of your closet! Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

I'll have to second that!
+2

When you see a coworker that went out for lunch and looks a little hot but happy and if he had the type of lunch you had.

When the autocorrector on your phone changes the word "come" to "cum" ...

When you're asked for a business appointment and automatically think lunch or after 5 ...

When you're driving around Galleria Area and you can check mark all the hotels you pass by as visited ... dang, I know them ALL ...

You look up when you hear your alias in public.

The receptionist at the testing clinic knows you by name "Hi John"

When you see a hot civvie and you think to yourself.... F that, I know 5 hotter ladies I could be doing within the hour for way less hassle.

Or when you see a hot civvie and you start wondering if she can BBBJ, deep throat, or do greek like you have become accustomed to..... And you think sadly no.

Or you meet a pretty damn cute single lawyer in her mid 20s on Saturday, she gives you her card, and you think nope; I'd rather just call my ATF.

When your iPhones auto correct automatically switches day to DATY lol

When you want pizza and place an outcall order.

When in Ft Worth and I see the sign on the bank BB&G and I know what the acronym BB means but what could you use for G in that acronym?

But then I do find a word to go with G and realize it stands for a Social Disease... Originally Posted by Von Spieler

I have a social disease. Its called honesty. Lol

When you see an attractive young lady and your first thought is about what she charges. Originally Posted by daty/o

Been there and done that many times! Originally Posted by NearHauteRed

We should add this to mm-good's people watching game.

I had a "friend" tell me that at meet the teacher night at school, he was walking around wondering how many of the HOT mom's were "secret" providers? Focus man, focus!
I am sure he burned a few faces into his brain and searches through pic's daily! Lol Originally Posted by Kendall4U

Which is why I never show my face on the boards

You have a wry smile on your face as you pass every hotel on the North Tollway. Originally Posted by demsrsb

True true. I miss my old stomping ground.

When you send a woman an okay request after a one night stand. Originally Posted by omakase

I knew I recognized you from somewhere! Lmao

Good one, LMAO!
; and report the woman to Gina if she doesn't give it. Originally Posted by MobyDick100

Gina is a straight up badass.

When you look at a woman and wonder if she is full service GFE or covered. Originally Posted by Bestman200600

Even real girlfriends still cover it.

When the hot chick in the office confides that she is short on cash and you think she could easily make 300/hour. Hopefully, the big head takes over before the words come out! Originally Posted by bldyrpxn

Give her my number. Lol!!! I got jokes!

Someone asks about your hobbies ... And you just smile

Your office administrator ask about what screening info you would like to see on your next hire ... And you do a double take Originally Posted by Gentlemen Rendezvous

Ya telling people they NEED a hobby takes on a whole new meaning. Lol

When you see a coworker that went out for lunch and looks a little hot but happy and if he had the type of lunch you had. Originally Posted by EasyLover214

There needs to be a secret smile or handshake or something. Ijs. That would be so awesome.

When the autocorrector on your phone changes the word "come" to "cum" ...

When you're asked for a business appointment and automatically think lunch or after 5 ...

When you're driving around Galleria Area and you can check mark all the hotels you pass by as visited ... dang, I know them ALL ... Originally Posted by DarthDVader

You have been a very naughty boy! I think you need a spankin' sexy

You look up when you hear your alias in public.

The receptionist at the testing clinic knows you by name "Hi John" Originally Posted by Brot

If I call out your name bcd will you not look up? Lol! And don't feel special babe, I heard the lady at the testing clinic calls all the guys John.

When you see a hot civvie and you think to yourself.... F that, I know 5 hotter ladies I could be doing within the hour for way less hassle.

Or when you see a hot civvie and you start wondering if she can BBBJ, deep throat, or do greek like you have become accustomed to..... And you think sadly no.

Or you meet a pretty damn cute single lawyer in her mid 20s on Saturday, she gives you her card, and you think nope; I'd rather just call my ATF. Originally Posted by pfmtony

Preach it! Always go Pro!

When your iPhones auto correct automatically switches day to DATY lol Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar

Haha! I once text "enuff" and spellcheck changed it to "muff" lol. Thank goodness it was another provider so it was good for a laugh. Hi Cess

When you want pizza and place an outcall order. Originally Posted by Dan4424

But no Outcall fee with pizza!

But no Outcall fee with pizza! Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Where do you get pizza; they all seem to include delivery fee and tip around here.
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When you can spot familiar webpages on other peoples screens from across the room.

When every large purchase item is no longer debated based on cost or budget but rather who you could see instead.

When you no longer play spot the escort at bars and now do it mentally everywhere.

When you use your hobby phone more than your regular phone

Where do you get pizza; they all seem to include delivery fee and tip around here. Originally Posted by bored@home

I fcuk my delivery guys

When you can spot familiar webpages on other peoples screens from across the room. Originally Posted by bored@home

I actually wonder that exact thing when I'm out and about! Have you ever seen someone browsing on here??

When every large purchase item is no longer debated based on cost or budget but rather who you could see instead. Originally Posted by bored@home

Lmao!!! So that begs the question: have you ever passed on a big ticket purchase for a pro fcuk instead?

When you no longer play spot the escort at bars and now do it mentally everywhere. Originally Posted by bored@home

The "varsity squad" field test. Hahaha

When you use your hobby phone more than your regular phone Originally Posted by prepare4trouble

Wait! What's a regular phone???

You know ur a provider when you wish Toys R Us had an adult section.

you see CIM, COF, CFS, ect. on a license plate and have naughty thoughts.