Probable Stupid Question Alert

VIP though usually means you are gonna pay a lot more, and the girl is often hotter and less tattooed. She is likely less PSE and is a clock watcher. Originally Posted by tbone77494

:facepalm:

:facepalm: Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Do repetitive "facepalms" cause disfigurement?

Do repetitive "facepalms" cause disfigurement? Originally Posted by LexusLover

No, only brain damage

I see a lot of ads that state "Five Star Service." Now, I know what that means in general...but in the escorting lingo, is that supposed to mean something specific? I see it enough, and it's use is a little conspicuous, that I wondered. Originally Posted by paulsenr

Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you help alleviate my stupidity by answering the fucking question, rather than prolonging it just like this thread? Originally Posted by paulsenr

You can ignore the following on almost any ad:

- five star service
- no pimp
- full satisfaction guaranteed
- pictures of me and are recent
- pictures
- clean and elegant incall
- friendly
- discrete
- always fresh
- 120/130/140 lbs
- 18/19/20/21 years old
- **** free
- no rush
- only doing this for fun, don't really need the money
- full service
- NBA
- low volume
- you are only paying for time and companionship
- just about anything else Originally Posted by essence

Essence has good advice. VIP though usually means you are gonna pay a lot more, and the girl is often hotter and less tattooed. She is likely less PSE and is a clock watcher. Originally Posted by tbone77494

If you ask a question & you know it to be stupid, then why are you surprised when you get an equally absurd reply.

I didn't think anyone could be this slow on the uptake, but here is a broad overview of "F-I-V-E S-T-A-R"....

http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...52-20/20183236
Big Gulp in hand. Check.
A month passed getting a refill on my Lee Press-On Nails. Check.
Kidney tattoo. Check.
Hard time not having that "drowsy" look. Check.


http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...25-30/16858258
Double chin. Check.
Dun-lap Syndrome. Check.
Conspicuous lack of auto-focus. Check.


http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ws-20/20134013
Real pics. Check.
Law Enforcement Disclaimer. Check.
Multiple tattoos. Check.


http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...06-21/20334872
Hoodrat. Check
Weave. Check
Ashy feet. Check.
Doing best not to look like a guy in drag. Check.



http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...es-19/20289139
Gains weight as the pictures progress. Check.
Confused look or just smelled the burrito she ate. Check.
1000% companionship. Check
Name you can trace back to the periodic table. Check.


I can go on, but are you starting to realize now why the question WAS INDEED stupid.

I KNEW I should have double facepalmed that VIP comment...one wasn't nearly enough...

TFF.. as much as I dislike this messy mofo, you gotta love 'em sometimes. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

lol And sometimes I just gotta agree with LD.