Condoms

I will speak some truth to you.

I looked at your profile pictures. You would do reasonably well as a plain-jane, hayseed/hillbilly hook if you lost 60 or 70 pounds. Also your nipples are misshapen, which is a flaw and a turn off but I guess is something you can do nothing about because it's the way God made you.

If you could correct these things, 25% of the ridiculous compliments that the male lesbians line up to reassure you with would seem far less disingenuous. The other 75% no one can help you with. On the (sort of) bright side, that's more their problem than it is yours.

You're welcome. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

Sorry that you are such a miserable person that must be tiring and stressful. I'm perfectly content with my body and my life sorry that you obviously aren't content with yours. I'm happy and that's all that really matters in life good luck being so cynical and toxic.
I don't see how any of your hijacking has anything to do with condoms. You haven't contributed anything to the discussion per usual.

Sorry that you are such a miserable person that must be tiring and stressful. I'm perfectly content with my body and my life sorry that you obviously aren't content with yours. I'm happy and that's all that really matters in life good luck being so cynical and toxic. Originally Posted by Arya III Rivers

Ignore what I said to you if you wish but shooting at the messenger will never get you out of the predicament you find yourself in.

All I say is said out of love.

Ignore what I said to you if you wish but shooting at the messenger will never get you out of the predicament you find yourself in.

All I say is said out of love. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

Absolutely NBT, And we all love you too

Absolutely NBT, And we all love you too Originally Posted by lilylivered

Another gem from another male lesbian who believes he speaks for someone other than himself, in addition to himself.

Where do we get these people from?

Anyway darling always take comfort in this - I am but a mouse click away whenever you feel the urge to get away from the excruciatingly average MLs hiding around every corner of our happy little home here.

Have a superb evening everyone!

I have three different varieties of condoms that I use, and travel with half a dozen oil/lube varieties.

I'm on my way to the hot tub now. Originally Posted by Arya III Rivers

At the convention now is it? For a hefty donation the average fella can slide his arousal in with only a thick layer of rubber between fantasy and exctasy whew

Sorry that you are such a miserable person that must be tiring and stressful. I'm perfectly content with my body and my life sorry that you obviously aren't content with yours. I'm happy and that's all that really matters in life good luck being so cynical and toxic.
I don't see how any of your hijacking has anything to do with condoms. You haven't contributed anything to the discussion per usual. Originally Posted by Arya III Rivers

I re-read what I wrote. You're right, it has nothing to do with rubbers, which I hate.

I thought I was pretty complimentary of you actually. I like fucking hayseeds. I'm sure we can both agree that you're carrying a good 70 pounds of unnecessary blubber though. This is constructive criticism. The liars are doing you no good with their selfish alternate agendas and bullshit compliments.

The appointment is this week. Thanks to those with real/supportive responses. Yes, I was gone for awhile. Life happened. Originally Posted by guyincognito

mmmm no review yet
yo op , did ya live?
or
does dhe have a mandle now?

I have three different varieties of condoms that I use, and travel with half a dozen oil/lube varieties. Originally Posted by bustybabygirl

Thats a TRUE provider BBG !

Looks like you will be waiting a long time