What guys call their Penis - Can we standardize the name - geez?

Cock sounds more manly and more like a man whore word to me. Cock sucker sounds better than dick sucker or penis sucker. Suck my cock bitch sounds more profound and to the point. Cock should be the standard word of choice in a review.....ijs

Growing up I called mine "Buckwheat' after the little rascals character. I would always say that pussy was Otay!!

But now I just call him "Mobey".

Mine is Mr. Happy!!! Originally Posted by seeker7

The "cream" in "cream burlee" just got a bit more interesting...

Okay... I'm tired of reading reviews in which, guys (my fellow hobby brothers) refer to their penis as "junior", "needle", "little man", "big man",... I think you get the point by now. Can we all agree to standardize the name of our penis? Cock, DicK, or Penis should be the standard terms. Junior sounds just as retarded as 'wee - wee' or 'private part' - get my drift.

Take it away... Let's vote to standardize the name of the male penis... Type 1 for Cock, 2 for Dick or simply 3 for penis or 4 for "fill in the name".

Since we're in election season (oops that's over now)... I'll vote 1 for Cock. Let's see which name wins Originally Posted by mochamagicman2

Since you are thinking about my penis, I call mine "Pedro"...got it, get it, good!

In cold weather I call him all kinds of nice names hoping he'll stick his head out & look around, if he doesn't then he gets called lots of things I'd prefer to not mention here.

Dude.... Mr. Roundtree....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s6lJBLT1E8

Dude.... Mr. Roundtree....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s6lJBLT1E8 Originally Posted by srvfin

Just saw it, bwahahaha...funny as hell!

The ladies named mine "little guy".

"The Underachiever"

l'il essence

or

spotted dick


NOT

"the hammer that lost the tack"


I need a magnet.

I call mine the Bionic Chicken - It's a six million dollar pecker

I call him the "warrior" or my "Navy SEAL"...lol : )

I always let the girl give my dick a name if she wants to.

It gives me an insight into how their minds work.

Sometimes, girls will actually talk to my dick as if he was capable of vocal communication which always makes me smile.

At times, if the girl feels I have not seen her for a longer time than usual, she will scold my dick and ask him if he forgot her.

I think one of the best names I've had a girl name my dick was "Orion"

. . . I love that one because it sounds so cosmic!