I tried to keep this to myself by only telling one person but.....

Kayla.

Washing machine on agitate cycle.

Just about anything else only adds to the fun.

Enjoy.

Let me know if you need another washing machine. For YOU, I can easily donate!

why would you retire when you're one of the best and on top of your game? Originally Posted by nookiebandit

That's when all the greats retire.

It's real easy Kayla.....

Go to a bar, find your potential victim, ..... And just ask, " you wanna little pussy? " you will be out of the bar in 10 minutes.

^^^^ that happened to me 3 months ago^^^^ once I was over the initial shock, .25 seconds, I asked her if she had one... Her reply, "there is only one way to find out"

She did, and that was a pretty fun weekend. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Man, if that happens to you, why do you even pay for it?
If girls walk up to you and ask to fuck, you should go for the greatest and prettiest girls around. I've never heard of such.

I retired back in April and I have not been laid since then. I got so desperate last week I broke out the back side of my toothbrush to rub one out (the rest of my toys were lost in a house fire) so in effect, I ate myself.

I completely miss you guys. My time in the hobby was EPIC. And holy F@ck I need to get laid. Originally Posted by LovingKayla

Say Please

Kayla.

Washing machine on agitate cycle.

Just about anything else only adds to the fun.

Enjoy.

Let me know if you need another washing machine. For YOU, I can easily donate! Originally Posted by LazurusLong

It needs to be an unbalanced load for the lady to get all the way off. Unbalanced spin cycle and she will be off to the races.

Kayla you are an exceptional lady. I hope you are enjoying your retirement.
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