Songs ABOUT sex or the hobby

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Lick you up and down - Silk
London Bridge - Fergie
Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top
When you gonna give it up to me - Sean Paul
Nookie - Limp Bizkit
Ain't to proud to beg - TLC
Rump Shaker - Wrecks -N- Effect
Buttons - Pussycat Dolls
Don't disturb this groove - The System
I invented sex - Trey Songz
I want your sex - George Michael
Laid - James
Slide it in - Whitesnake
Little red Corvette - Prince
Sugar Walls - Sheena Easton
Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Super Freak -Rick James

There's more...
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House of the Rising Sun
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...oh yeah, Jill Sobule's "I kissed a girl"

dammit Originally Posted by dammit

Howdy, Folks!



Well, let's see if this thread stays nice and fun, or if it gets twisted somehow into being some sort of way to beat up on folks after they've let their guard down.

We'll see...

Now, as to Ms. Sobule:


I saw(and heard) Jill perform this at the Cactus Cafe opening for Darden Smith back in the 1990s with her tiny guitar that looked more like a lute.

She opened her set with "Don't Fuck With Me," and then proceeded to let us all know how much of a man-hating lesbian she was, her trials and tribulations of making a music video with Fabio, and how she was thrilled to learn of a former high school girl she knew who was now a porn star doing five ways and how she took great delight in watching this young woman perform sex acts she obviously wasn't interested in doing. So thrilled in fact, she used some of the elements as a basis for a song(I believe it was the inspiration for "Karen by Night," but it's been over 15 years...)

Charming.

And talented.

That said - I was there to listen to and see Darden, and Jill never got another dime from me...


Songs:

"Why Don't We Do It In The Road" - The Beatles

"Fat Bottom Girls" - Queen

"Big Bottom" - Spinal Tap

"Lick my Love Pump" - Spinal Tap

"22 Acacia Avenue" - Iron Maiden
"Inertia Creeps" by Massive Attack

Recollect me darling raise me to your lips
Two undernourished egos four rotating hips
Hold on to me tightly I'm a sliding scale
Can't endure then you can't inhale
Clearly
Out of body experience interferes
And dreams of flying I fit nearly
Surrounds me though I get lonely
Slowly

Moving up slowly
Inertia keeps
She's moving up slowly
Slowly
Moving up slowly
Inertia creeps
Moving up slowly
She comes
Moving up slowly
She comes
Moving up slowly
Inertia creeps
Moving up slowly
She comes
Moving up slowly
Moving up slowly

In my home no chrome as clear as
See me now with my nearest dearest
Been there when I'm over careering
Room shifting is endearing
Between us is our kitchen
Would you found my irritant's itching
Been here before
Been here forever

Moving up slowly
Inertia keeps
Moving up slowly
Inertia creeps
Moving up slowly
Inertia keeps
Moving up slowly
She comes
Moving up slowly
Moving up slowly
She comes moving up slowly
Inertia creeps moving up slowly

She comes
I make no sound in my eider-down
Awake I lie in the morning's blue
Room is still my antenna in you
Nylon burns the bedspread with two
Gravity's zero see me stall
I bounce off walls lose my footing and fall
It can be sweet though incomplete though
And the frames will freeze
See me on all four's
It's been a long time

She comes
She comes
I want to x you
She comes
I want to x you
She comes

I caught your radio waves
I caught your radio waves
Will you take a string
Say you string me along
Say you string me along
Say inertia creeps
Inertia creeps and she comes
Say she comes
Say she comes
Say she comes
Say she comes



"Butterfly" by Jason Mraz

I'm taking a moment just imagining that i'm dancing with you
I'm your pole and all you're wearing is your shoes
You've got soul, you know what to do to turn me on until I write a song about you
And you have your own engaging style, you've got the knack to vivify
And you make my slacks a little tight, you may unfasten them if you like
That's if you crash and spend the night

But you don't fold, you don't fade, you got everything you need
Especially me, sister you've got it all
You make the call to make my day
In your message say my name
Your talk is all the talk, sister you've got it all

Curl your upper lip up and let me look around
Ride your tongue along your bottom lip and bite down
And bend your back and ask those hips if I can touch
Cause they're the perfect jumping off point
Getting closer to your butterfly

You float on by
Oh kiss me with your eyelashes tonight
Or Eskimo your nose real close to mine
And let's mood the lights and finally make it right

But you don't fold, you don't fade, you got everything you need
Especially me, sister you've got it all
You make the call to make my day
In your message say my name
Your talk is all the talk, sister you've got it all

You've got it all, you've got it all, you've got it all
You've got it all, you've got it all, you've got it all

Mmm mmm Doll I need to see
You pull your knee socks up
Let me feel you upside down, slide in, slide out
Slide over here, climb into my mouth now, child

Butterfly
Well you landed on my mind
Damn right you landed on my ear and then you crawled inside
And now I see you perfectly behind closed eyes
I wanna fly with you
And I don't want to lie to you

Cause-uh cause I can't recall a better day
Sun coming to shine on the occasion
You're an open-minded lady, you've got it all
And I never forget a face, 'cept maybe my own
I have my days, let's face the fact here
It's you who's got it all

You know that fortune favors the brave
But let me get paid while I make you breakfast
The rest is up to you, you make the call
You make the call to make my day
In your message say my name
Your talk is all the talk, sister you've got it all

I can't recall a better day
Sun coming to shine on the occasion
Hey sophisticated lady, oh you've got it all

You've got it all, you've got it all, you've got it all
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Doesn't this thread belong in SandBox? It's not really info, or discussion.
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My Big 10" - Aerosmith Originally Posted by TheWileyZee
That was about a record. You know, like a big 10" record.
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wow, what an amazing assortment - some I had long forgot about like Billy Squire Originally Posted by dammit
Yeah, I was hoping to forget him too.
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What about "Big Balls" by AC DC (or just about every freaking song they recorded)?
Cream - Prince