I wanna try this...

Hey I never claimed to be superwhore, I have feelings and a moral code and all that other unsexy shit. You CAN, however c.i.m for an extra 50 according to "reliable" sources.

I have a feeling that a lot of women would find that amusing... the girl in the video surely did... especially that last "lick"! Whoo Originally Posted by Magnetron

I have feelings and a moral code and all that other unsexy shit. Originally Posted by EroticEmily

Throw in some headaches and PMS and you've got the real GFE!

I belong to the NBBG....no ball bashing group

LMAO. At least I'm honest and I don't do threADs or support BS.

Throw in some headaches and PMS and you've got the real GFE! Originally Posted by blenderhead

I cringed just watching that. I thought one of the goals of day to day life with balls was to avoid having someone punch them.

That was part of my last divorce settlement.. arrgh!

NO NO NO NO NO WAY in HELL!

ouch...

For the record it wasn't my idea this time y'all. lol.

If I had balls I would want them lovingly fondled and no harm done to them!

For the record it wasn't my idea this time y'all. lol. Originally Posted by EroticEmily

This time?

Fuckpuppet, can I stuff the envelope?

When you reply, you better call me Daddy.

I can think of two envelopes I'd love to have you stuff DADDY.

Fuckpuppet, can I stuff the envelope?

When you reply, you better call me Daddy. Originally Posted by Big Jake

Get a room, you two.

Why would I need a room for Jake to pay my rent and car insurance?

Were you thinking of something else carl? Please don't be so crass...you might offend the delicate sensibilities of the fine people here.

Get a room, you two. Originally Posted by Carl

You're going to need a room to stuff the envelopes, and they better be big and sturdy envelopes, too. When Jake pays a girl's bills, he only uses pennies. He's quirky that way.

And my very existence offends the delicate sensibilities of some. Just knowing that is how I muster the strength to get out of bed some mornings. What can I say? I'm just not a morning person. Some say life begins at 40. I say it should begin at noon.

LMFAO!

You're going to need a room to stuff the envelopes, and they better be big and sturdy envelopes, too. When Jake pays a girl's bills, he only uses pennies. He's quirky that way.

And my very existence offends the delicate sensibilities of some. Just knowing that is how I muster the strength to get out of bed some mornings. What can I say? I'm just not a morning person. Some say life begins at 40. I say it should begin at noon. Originally Posted by Carl